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Footprints in the sand warm the earth. —Minato/Sakura ; itmh-verse
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- Part 5 of turquoise seas and ocean breeze
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29 Sep 2025
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"So that Alaskan bull worm—"
"Alask—you can't just make stuff up, Dean—"
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29 Sep 2025
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Dean meets a pretty doctor who suplexes ghouls and blows up rich kid mansions.
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29 Sep 2025
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Four strangers get trapped in a cabin, and it's the start of something beautiful.
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- Part 1 of i found it, all on my own
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29 Sep 2025
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the cannibalism is a non-issue, we have other problems, alright? by MayAllLightShineInTheHeart
Fandoms: Naruto
22 Dec 2022
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Problems Minato did not expect to have that morning, or indeed, when he became a ninja in the first place #1: that is most definitely his youngest student, sitting in a pool of blood, sobbing whilst he rips chunks off flesh - from his father's still-warm corpse, what the fuck - and eats them.
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Minato is having a really, really bad day.
And apparently the cannibalism isn't even the main problem he's meant to be dealing with today.Bookmarked by FunkyDuckling
29 Sep 2025
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Obito just can't really figure out how to talk to that former classmate with a large forehead without making her mad.
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29 Sep 2025
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Sakura should have known that Naruto taking an interest in seals would lead to disaster.
In hindsight, maybe she should have looked to see if the piece of paper she’d pressed a chakra-laden finger to was the explosive seal or the slightly smudged miniature storage seal containing all of her shinobi registration documents.
(KakaSaku Time Travel AU)
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- Part 1 of Sealing Shenanigans
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28 Sep 2025
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six times itachi is surprised by sakura, and the one time he's surprised by his mother.
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28 Sep 2025
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Hatake Kakashi doesn't like being ambushed. He especially doesn't enjoy being ambushed by his teammate's rant about how awful her first sexual experience was. Because until today, he hadn't really allowed himself to realize that Sakura was 22. And now he is forced to listen to phrases like "stupid wet squelch sound like overcooked pasta" while Sakura flails. He considers lying in a lake face down. That would be preferable to the unholy door that she opened.
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28 Sep 2025
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“My name is Haruno Sakura, and you’re going to pass us on the account of a recently purchased barrel of gooey glitter, an Uzumaki who can spam over 100 shadow clones with a knack for traps and the last Uchiha with vengeance so far up his ass that he’ll snap at anyone who stands in his way between him and Uchiha Itachi.”
Kakashi gets assigned a Genin team and proceeds to doubt his life.
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28 Sep 2025
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Longing for death, Kakashi reaches heavenward. The Kami hear his plea.
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28 Sep 2025
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Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.
Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.
In the Warring States Period.
Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.
In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.
Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.
Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.
How did my life come to this?
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Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.
Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.
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27 Sep 2025
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It's not perfect, but everything is beautiful. —Minato/Sakura
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- Part 1 of turquoise seas and ocean breeze
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27 Sep 2025
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Haruno Sakura is a perfectly normal little three-year-old girl. Sure, she has candy pink hair instead of her papa’s maroon or her mama’s sandy blonde, but she’s normal! And maybe her green eyes are more frigid and lime than her mama’s evergreen or papa’s navy, but she swears she’s normal! She’s a terrifyingly literate, sharp-minded little girl whose eyes see what others don’t and who talks to things that aren’t there.
But her parents love her. Her see-through friends adore her. Her family employees coo at her.
Which is why no one bats an eye when the Haruno princess asks to go find the last Senju and make her Hokage since the current one and his administration suck doodoo.
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27 Sep 2025
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Sakura and Sasuke wake up in their five-year-old bodies and decide to make it everyone else’s problem.
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Dear Mama and Papa (and Uchiha-samas),
Sasuke-kun and I have decided to run away and get married. We’ll be back as soon as we save the world!
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26 Sep 2025
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Side stories from the one-shot Teeth. Sakura's life in Mist and to her eventual relationship with Shisui and Team 7.
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- Part 2 of Teeth
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26 Sep 2025
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Shisui has a type. He knows this. Itachi knows this. Hatake Kakashi and Inuzuka Hana certainly knew it.
Powerful. Vicious. Sharp teeth.
Those are the three criteria he needs in a partner.
And usually, he only needs to hit it or be hit once, and he’s over them.
However, a sudden diplomatic trip to Kiri to strengthen their alliance due to the tension Kumo, Iwa, and Kusa are brewing, adds another criterion he never knew he needed.
Bright and disarming.
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- Part 1 of Teeth
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26 Sep 2025
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Sakura is on a mission. A mission of the utmost importance. Is her target prepared for her? Not likely.
Or is he?
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26 Sep 2025
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Sakura's not so terrible trip to the past by TigerLily6666
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2025
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While fighting an enemy en route back to Konoha, the shinobi activates a jutsu that sends her and the bastard back to the Warring States Era. Specifically, smack dab in the middle of the fight that kills Uchiha Izuna.
Sakura does not appreciate it. Then again… Tsunade taught her never to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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26 Sep 2025
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Kakashi is bullied into being the guide for the delegation from Hana no Kuni. A small, hidden, once secluded shinobi village. It’s punishment for letting Naruto use his pervy jutsu in front of Kushina-nee. (He’ll never leave him alone with Jiraiya ever again.)
But when he goes to greet the delegation at the main gates, he doesn’t find crusty old windbag elders, like he expected.
Instead, he is greeted by the most brightly colored people outside of shinobis he’s seen from Kirigakure.
The head of the delegation also happens to be the Hanakage’s daughter.
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26 Sep 2025