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Shisui has a type. He knows this. Itachi knows this. Hatake Kakashi and Inuzuka Hana certainly knew it.
Powerful. Vicious. Sharp teeth.
Those are the three criteria he needs in a partner.
And usually, he only needs to hit it or be hit once, and he’s over them.
However, a sudden diplomatic trip to Kiri to strengthen their alliance due to the tension Kumo, Iwa, and Kusa are brewing, adds another criterion he never knew he needed.
Bright and disarming.
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- Part 1 of Teeth
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26 Sep 2025
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Sakura is on a mission. A mission of the utmost importance. Is her target prepared for her? Not likely.
Or is he?
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26 Sep 2025
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Sakura's not so terrible trip to the past by TigerLily6666
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2025
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While fighting an enemy en route back to Konoha, the shinobi activates a jutsu that sends her and the bastard back to the Warring States Era. Specifically, smack dab in the middle of the fight that kills Uchiha Izuna.
Sakura does not appreciate it. Then again… Tsunade taught her never to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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26 Sep 2025
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Kakashi is bullied into being the guide for the delegation from Hana no Kuni. A small, hidden, once secluded shinobi village. It’s punishment for letting Naruto use his pervy jutsu in front of Kushina-nee. (He’ll never leave him alone with Jiraiya ever again.)
But when he goes to greet the delegation at the main gates, he doesn’t find crusty old windbag elders, like he expected.
Instead, he is greeted by the most brightly colored people outside of shinobis he’s seen from Kirigakure.
The head of the delegation also happens to be the Hanakage’s daughter.
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26 Sep 2025
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Minato could not believe his luck. On one hand, it must be ridiculously good. After all, Senju Tsunade, the best doctor and iryō-nin in the world, just walked back through Konoha's gates. With her apprentice, the poison mistress, Katō Shizune. Stating that she was returning full time and taking charge of the medical corps and hospital. This is great! The chūnin exams are right around the corner and are being hosted in Konoha.
But on the other hand…
She returned with a third person. Teenager. Child. Pre-teen.
She’s 13-years-old.
Has Tsunade’s temper, her forehead, eye shape, and posture down to a ‘T’. Tsunade doesn’t need to tell him who she is. He watched the girl practice in the Senju compound and saw her grow a tree.
Senju Tsunade returned to Konoha after nearly decades and brought a never before seen or known daughter.
He doesn’t feel lucky anymore.
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26 Sep 2025
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Naruto is cheerfully oblivious.
Sasuke plots his murder.
Sakura actually attempts it.
Or, in other words, in which Naruto makes a seal to send them back in time, but things go wrong and they find themselves shoved inside children’s bodies in the next dimension over. Hashirama and Mito are overjoyed at the birth of their second oddly Hashirama-esque son, Tobirama looks on with pride at his genius son, and Madara just wonders why his adorable daughter is always trying to kill him.
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- Part 5 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 5 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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25 Sep 2025
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Sakura finds the Tobirama in an unlikely place.
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25 Sep 2025
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Events Taking Place on August 24th by fencesit for tuesday
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
03 Dec 2023
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It's August 24th, at last.
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- Part 2 of Events
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- 1/1
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25 Sep 2025
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Her client either doesn't actually know the ninja's name or (equally likely) knows that ninja of this era despise introductions, but Sakura knows the name of her new coworker: Uchiha Madara is standing in front of her, wild-haired and distinctively relaxed, looking no older than her — not quite a teenager anymore, coming into his full adult height and broad shoulders, but much younger than he had looked during the Fourth War.
Seeing him is a literal nightmare come to life, but Sakura is a professional. She bows politely and does not let her hands tremble. "I look forward to working with you."
"Likewise," Madara says, perfectly polite and yet clearly not meaning it. Clearly dismissing her, because she's a young, pink-haired, civilian woman.
Well. She'll show him.
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25 Sep 2025
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Sasuke always told Sakura she was weak. Even after she trained with Tsunade for years he only had eyes for Naruto whom he considered strong. She would forever be invisible to him no matter how many mountains she toppled.
Being a member of Team Seven despite Sasuke’s refusal to acknowledge her meant she got herself into her fair share of sticky situations. Getting stuck a hundred odd years in the past had to take the cake though.
But she was just a weak little girl and compared to the shinobi of old she’d be ridiculously pathetic. Sasuke had said she was weak to him – a modern day shinobi who hadn’t been forced into battle after battle like they did in the Warring Clans Era. Obviously she’d be nothing more than a spec of dirt in the eyes of the Founders.
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- Part 8 of Snippets, Ideas & Oneshots
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25 Sep 2025
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5 times Sakura caught Shisui's eye & the 1 time it was intentional by TigerLily6666
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Sep 2025
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Shisui finds a spring fairy in the woods one day.
He blinks, and one day she's not a delicate fairy, but a mischievous pixie.
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25 Sep 2025
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Hatake Kakashi is a Hatake Alpha. His father, Hatake Sakumo, is the Hatake Alpha. His sister, his sweet spring-colored sister, is their Hatake Omega. For all her diluted blood by civilian mingling, she definitely presents as Hatake Omega. Her canines and superior sense of smell don’t lie. Her natural instinct to aim for the throat first ball second doesn’t lie. Her pheromones, omega as they come, but able to bring any Alpha, Beta, or Omega to their knees doesn’t lie. It seems that she might have a teeny tiny, itty bitty irrelevant amount of Senju in her since she talks to trees, but that’s beside the point. She’s his sister. She’s their pup. She’s pack.
So if that lovesick Uchiha thinks he’s getting anywhere near his precious family, he has a rude awakening.- Language:
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25 Sep 2025
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Somehow, someway, Sakura has been tasked with battling a challenging suitor on behalf of her friend, Hinata.
It, of course, ends with her trapping her longtime crush between her thighs.
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24 Sep 2025
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24-year-old War Hero and iryō-nin, Haruno Sakura, is tired. She ran away from her responsibilities to an alternate dimension three years ago, with 0 intention of interacting with the shinobi world. With only a mokuton-made sanctuary and orchard to her name, she intends to spend her time healing with Katsuyu as her sole companion.
Then, some idiots decide to run past her hidden sanctuary with two obviously kidnapped young boys. Two young boys with chakra signatures she would know anywhere. At any point in time.
Suddenly, Sakura’s retirement is up in flames, as she finds herself drawn to a stoic and hardened widower, Namikaze Minato.
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- 12,325
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- 23/?
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24 Sep 2025
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Peridot, a green gemstone, symbolizes transformation, new beginnings, and good luck.
Sakura's gotten a patron deity, cementing that, once and for all, she is in an alternate universe completely. She's curious as to how this happened, but for now, she has bigger issues.
Like her guardian, surviving the academy again, and helping her brother find his Unmei no Ai or Hito.
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- Part 2 of The Color of Her Eyes
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24 Sep 2025
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Malachite, a green gemstone, symbolizes transformation, new beginnings, and good luck.
Sakura gets reborn into an almost perfect universe. If she plays her cards right, her boys and friends will get to live happy lives. If the fallout is that they consider her a prodigy, then that's the adults' problem.
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- Part 1 of The Color of Her Eyes
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- 43,469
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- 67/67
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24 Sep 2025
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When Naruto begged Sakura to come with him to a bar that lay on the fringes of Suna and Konoha, Sakura gave in and decided—for once—to have some fun.
That was where Deidara came in.
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"You're Akatsuki!" Sakura sputtered. Wasn't he supposed to be dead?
A slow, lazy smile crossed Deidara's face. "And with as little chill as you have, you must be a Leaf nin."
She took that as the insult it was clearly meant to be, especially since her Konoha hitae-ate was in its usual place holding back her hair. "Screw you!"
His eyes briefly flickered over her body. "Maybe later, yeah."
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- 14/14
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24 Sep 2025
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i’m listening (the words don't have to be smooth, they just have to be yours) by nek0philia
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Dec 2021
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After a lifetime of constantly screaming in order to be heard, Haruno Sakura and Deidara find each other.
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- 1/1
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23 Sep 2025
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As a member of Akatsuki, Deidara wasn't supposed to act impulsively, but he'd never been a fan of rules.
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- Part 10 of Requests
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- 13,754
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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23 Sep 2025
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All the freedom in the world, and Deidara still haunts them like a spurned poltergeist on the verge of a temper tantrum. Lucky for him, he’s always held a special place in Sasori’s master plan.
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Or, Sasori and Sakura are making a sandwich and Deidara is the main ingredient. Yes, that is a very bad sex joke.
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- Part 3 of Burning Daylight
Bookmarked by FunkyDuckling
22 Sep 2025