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  1. Public Bookmark 89

    To Care For A Kryptonian by

    Fandoms: DCU Animated  

    05 May 2022

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     “Let me get this straight,” he began after counting to ten in his head, “Superman has some Alien Flu, I am his first Emergency League Contact, and you don’t want to send him home alone, so you want me to...take him with me and be his caretaker?”

    J’onn stared at him for a moment. Then he nodded.

    “Yes, you are correct.”

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    Clark manages to get sick, to Bruce's surprise and mild exasperation, and now he has to take care of him.

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    Detainment by

    Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Smallville  

    26 Aug 2022

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    “Do you beat your children?” Bruce asks, voice flat and odd in a way unlike any Hal has ever heard before, and Hal’s blood runs cold, and –
    Other Batman’s jaw clenches. He does not answer immediately.
    The whole fucking League visibly draws back.

     

    In which Bat has instituted very strict measures for handling alternate versions of himself, and the Justice League finds out why.

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    13 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

    Won't Ever Let You Fall by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    22 Oct 2025

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    ‘They fell, Bruce. They fell. Everyone falls.’

    Bruce's voice was warm and firm as he knelt in front of him with eyes soft and full of comfort, ‘I won't. I promise to not let a fall kill me.'
     

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    Batman and Nightwing finally patrols together once more a while after Jason's death. But of course patrol didn't go as planned.

     

    Written for Whumptober 2025 day 22

    Self-sacrifice

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    13 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

    Obstinance by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

    22 Aug 2023

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    In which Bruce insists he's OK when Clark knows he isn't. For the prompt "Injured Bruce."

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    12 Apr 2026

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    bruce's villain origin story by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    20 Jan 2024

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    Dick cooed and went to snuggle Bruce once more. Maybe he should get his son a cat for his birthday?

    "You are purrfect." Dick squeezed him tighter and attacked him with more kisses.

    Maybe not. The cat would probably murder him out of sheer annoyance.

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    Bruce gets turned into a cat. In a family of detectives, it should be an easy enough problem to solve. It should.

    Instead, Bruce is trapped in a small, fluffy body fueled by pure spite.

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    12 Apr 2026