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Blessed are the Lost, for They Seek the Truth by KiRBY_iZ_HERE
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
06 Jan 2025
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A man, swept by the winds of life as if he were nothing more than the withering leaves of an ancient, trembling beech tree, battered by autumn’s cruel and frigid gales. Gales so callous and absurdly effortless in their arrogance, it hurts even to witness. They force the poor leaf to wither and decay into the mud, without so much as a single word of defiance or a whisper of grievance. He, who through all his life could only endure, endure, and endure again, as others trampled him into the dirt to rot, to be forgotten. This is your story, I'm sure you already know. And just as this fate does not befall a single leaf alone, so too are you not alone in your torment... as you do the same to me now.
You should not be here, and yet here you stand, so proud, so persistent. Tell me... why? Why do you tempt fate? I could annihilate you in the blink of an eye. Is it not enough to marvel at my splendor, to bask in the glory I offer? You could escape the destiny that defines your infinitesimally small life! Why do you resist? A single drop of rain will never divide an ocean. A lone swallow will never bring spring. So, give me your hand. Let us free ourselves from the suffocating depths of this construct!
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01 Feb 2025
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Joel and Alex trudge through the endless burning desert, and find something impossible along the way.
(A.K.A., alex and joel become parents!!)
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Do you think about countries outside of Revachol and start to cry? Do you read fanfiction and see a bit of worldbuilding and wonder if it’s canon or not? Do you go onto FAYDE and see a line and go “how do you even get that line was that true the whole time?” Do you not know how much of Elysium is Fantasy France and you’re too afraid to ask? Well have I got the fic for you!
The worldbuilding of Elysium is complicated, detailed, and often hidden behind skill checks. It is precise and vague and subjective and overwhelming, just like real life. This atlas hopes to streamline and organize the traditional FAYDE search process, clarify details, and note when the real world influences are notable and draw upon that. And wrap it all up in a colloquial bow because otherwise it’d be impossible for me to read my own work without my brain glazing over.Complete with aside breakdowns from the author over subjects such as “oh my god a dormant volcano is taller than two Everests”, “what the fuck is up with tzaraath that’s not how prion diseases work what the fuck”, and “why do I have to learn about time!”
Version 1.02; Updated September 13, 2023
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25 Feb 2024
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Moxxie is a mobster - or an aspiring one, at least - in his father's gang. He's young, inexperienced, and frankly doesn't like that he does what he does. But... what choice does he have? He couldn't disobey his father. They were all each other had left.
One night, after screwing up on a collection, Moxxie decides to walk home instead of heading back with the other mafioso. After an unfortunate series of events, he gets his wallet lifted off him. He chases down the pickpocket, only to find its a young hellhound. Before he has much opportunity to find out more, she scurries off, leaving him with his wallet, and more questions than answers.
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25 Jan 2024