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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
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- English
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01 Nov 2025
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Smutfeed of Gotham by alphaofallcats, meaninglessblah
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
18 Jan 2020
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Jason is banging Damian, who is dating Jon, who is interested in Roy, who is a swinger with Jason.
Roy wants to be a gentleman and won't make a move on Jon, who is frustrated and overworking Damian, who is too sore to sleep with Jason, who is pissed at Roy.
Tim is a greedy power bottom and Kon is whipped.
The JLA and the Batfam have zero chill.
Everything's consensual, and everyone wants everyone else to get their fuck on.Like alphaofallcats's Buzzfeed of Gotham but much more nsfw smut.
Don't even pretend a single shred of this is sfw. It's filthy and if you continue, then you'll get what you came for.Series
- Part 8 of Collaborations
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24 Oct 2025
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Tim was not having a good day. First his day started, as was common, during a all-nighter. Then his coffee machine broke, and then he was asked to assist the bats, as they attempted to take down a power hungry, unhinged magician.
Now he is stranded in an alternate dimension, with two people who have previously tried to kill him, and he’s caught some kind of illness.
No wonder Batman hates magic. Nothing good ever comes from it. Right?
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- Part 3 of Stranded
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21 Oct 2025
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(i don't want to) set the world on fire by mt_wandagore
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
23 Oct 2025
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After losing everything, Peter is quite content to keep his head to the ground and mind his own neighborhoodly business. That gets a little complicated when an entire universe comes knocking at his door.
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Villains have been appearing out of thin air, so now Johnny has to pretend to make nice with some other world's B-rate hero—one who won't even share his name, let alone show his face. But at least the view is nice...
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- Part 1 of here comes the sun
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08 Oct 2025
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only the pure of heart by miniature_pineapples
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
11 May 2025
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“It’s okay,” Johnny says, stroking the now-tamed unicorn’s mane. “See? She likes me.”
“Because you’re a virgin,” Peter blurts out.
Johnny shoots him a withering look. “No, it’s because of my pure and untainted heart,” he snaps. “Yes, because I’m a virgin!”
It takes a rampaging cosmic unicorn for Peter to find out Johnny’s a virgin, then an accidental power swap to figure out why.
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08 Oct 2025