GaryXxXCarl
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The Perfect Saint by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
07 Nov 2025
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It started as a joke. A spell. A prank designed to make Regulus Black sing his secrets in rhyme.
What came out of his mouth changed everything.
He was supposed to cry. Embarrass himself. Maybe admit to a crush, or confess he’d stolen someone’s shampoo. What they got instead was scripture. Hymns. Verses no seventeen-year-old should know by heart. Hands that trembled. Eyes that didn’t blink. A smile stretched too wide across a face too pale. And a truth none of them were ready to hear.
They thought he was just quiet. Disciplined. Cold. They didn’t see the scars.
Now the spell is broken, the library is in chaos, and Regulus is sobbing on the floor, praying like his soul depends on it. Maybe it does. Maybe it always has.
And maybe—finally—someone will listen.
A story about cruelty mistaken for piety, obedience mistaken for peace, and a boy who tried to become a saint so his parents would love him.
He thought he was being saved.
He was surviving.Series
- Part 6 of Song Fics
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The Ballad of the Black Sheep by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
21 Oct 2025
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(or how Regulus Black ruined everyone’s summer ego in under ten minutes)
The Gryffindors thought summer was finally theirs—until Regulus Black strutted out of King’s Cross in sunglasses, a linen shirt, and the energy of a man about to ruin everyone's sense of self-worth. Turns out he's not going home with Sirius this year. He's got a Jeep with no doors, four equally deranged best friends, fifteen all-expenses-paid trips, and a vacation house by the sea. The Gryffindors? Left behind. Screaming. Confused. Possibly in love.
Or: Regulus Black says "Later, losers," and it emotionally devastates eleven teenagers.
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A Most Inconvenient Melody by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
21 Oct 2025
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That Time Regulus Black Made Hogwarts a Sex ConcertSeries
- Part 5 of Song Fics
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Bruises and Boyfriends by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
20 Oct 2025
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Everyone thinks Regulus Black is a cold, petty bitch — which is true. But no one can explain why he’s spent the past two years verbally obliterating Benjy Fenwick every time they cross paths. Until one day in the corridor, Regulus snaps off another insult and the whole castle finally has enough. The screaming match that follows leads to a revelation no one was emotionally prepared for: Benjy likes it. Regulus hates that he likes it. And everyone else hates that they now have to live with this knowledge.
(AKA: the one where Regulus is a reluctant mean dom, Benjy’s a musclebound menace with a degradation kink, and Hogwarts collectively loses its mind.)
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Certified Babygirl™ by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
19 Oct 2025
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A professor brings their newborn to dinner.
The baby escapes.
Regulus Black, of all people, catches her—and for a moment, the Great Hall stops breathing.Somewhere between the laughter and the lullaby, the serpent grows soft.
Also, there’s a penguin. Don’t ask.
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Song Fics by GaryXxXCarl
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom, One Direction (Band)
07 Nov 2025
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Hogwarts Halloween Bash by GaryXxXCarl
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
19 Oct 2025
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Regulus Blacks Adventures in Muggle America by GaryXxXCarl
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2025
- Words:
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