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    “Achilles, I need you to do what I tell you, and not ask any questions.”

    Well.

    That was never the ideal call you wanted to receive from your husband.

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    In which Zagreus is painfully uninformed.

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    01 Jan 2025

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    Ima finish dis later

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    After Zagreus' mother moves back home, everything is supposed to be okay. His dad still doesn't care about him, but that's normal enough. He's still trying to break out of the Underworld, but that's allowed now. Achilles and Patroclus still don't love him, but that's—well—he's trying to be okay with that. Really.
    It would be easier, though, if they allowed him to keep his space from them, and stopped asking him to sit down with them for a chat, and didn't keep asking after that invitation to their house they extended a while ago that he's been avoiding.
    He's trying not to be in their way, so why won't they let him?

    (aka: Zagreus thinks he's getting in the newly-reunited couple's way but his attempts at avoidance aren't going so well, Achilles feels bad about lying to Zagreus by implying that he wasn't in love with him, Patroclus meddles, But It's Ok Because They All End Up Havin' Sex!
    thats not a spoiler right...like it's rated e and has a happy ending tag. theres sex in it)

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    07 Dec 2024

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    I love this so much my cunt hurts

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    In which Crowley judges the state of an angel's wings, Aziraphale misbehaves, and both of them get what they want.

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    30 Oct 2023

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    for later

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    The assumption that demons can’t cry is factually wrong, of course.

    Any being that takes host in the human body is capable of crying. It’s just that demons — well, they choose not to cry. It’s agonising, the consequences are permanent, forever leaving a mark on a potential crying demon’s face for all to mock. Tears leave scars that a demon would be haunted by for their whole immortal life.

    Yet, as Crowley drives the Bentley across London at perfectly acceptable miles per hour, he thinks… Well, fuck it. Crying can’t be any more painful than what he’s feeling right now, can it?

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    03 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    The Demon Crowley tries to tempt Priest Aziraphale with his wiles. And things don't go according to plan....

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    07 Sep 2023

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    hmthis is pretty good I feel attacked but this is pretty good