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——> !!! CLOSED !!! <——
no longer completing this requests page, but feel free to read through it. consider this a rough draft for an actual story im working on.
chapter 1: requests page
chapter 2: sebastian reunites with his mom
chapter 3: sebastian meets his nephew for the first time
chapter 4: sebastian's nephew teaches him games and memesBookmarked by GetWeezered
24 May 2026
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Drive Them Away by SjinJessKaz
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Batman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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When a few of Gotham's scum try to relocate to Yokohama for better business, the bats obviously chase after them. The problem? They weren't exactly welcome. The Yokohama government reaches out to the Port Mafia to monitor the bats during their stay. Mori puts his best men on the job. The bats aren't pleased to be babysat by a chaotic teenage duo, who kill on their boss's orders.
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26 Apr 2026
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Sebastian is free. Life after Urbanshade is bittersweet, but he'll face the good and bad head on with the scientist that dragged him out of Hell. Hidden on a remote island in Norway the Doctor and her former subject work with Deluge Labs to bring down the company that ruined Sebastian's life-- all while navigating the changing current of their relationship.
Picks up during the final chapter of Aquarius Rising where Dr. Ramirez leads the expedition to rescue Sebastian from the Blacksite.
[Updates... eventually. Chapters are starting to take up to a month to write lol. Remember when I used to try and update this weekly?]
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- Part 2 of Celestial Crab Cakes
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24 Apr 2026
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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23 Apr 2026
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"Ha! He's just pissed cause he can't deny it, not to your face," A092 jeers, clapping you on the shoulder. You immediately throw her hand off. "You'd give up every scrap of data on you just to hook up with the guy, wouldn't ya, champ?"
You don't respond. Her grin widens the longer you say nothing.
There's a significant pause as Sebastian realizes that you don't intend to refute her statement. The smile on his face disappears, making way for flattered disbelief.
"Oh," Sebastian breathes, voice high with surprise. "You would. You–?"
You stomp over to the table and slam the stack of documents down. "I'm gonna go ahead and scout the next room," you mutter, picking up your diving gear and crawling into the vent. The sound of A092's mocking laughter follows you on your way out.
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"Three thousand," Sebastian whispers to you the next time you meet.
"What?"
"Three thousand to spend the night with me."
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- Part 2 of pressure ss fics
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