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    One night, out of pure boredom Suguru creates a profile on a dating app. To keep things interesting he swipes left and right without paying attention to any profiles, allowing fate to decide.

    Suddenly the screen is filled with gold confetti, signifying a perfect match with Gojo Satoru.

    His stepdad.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    “Let’s fuck.”

    “I’m sorry?”

    “Let’s fuck,” Satoru repeats, voice steady with no trace of mockery. “Let’s have sex. Bone, you know? Do the horizontal mambo, stuff my muffin, yadda yadda.”

    “I don’t think I─”

    “There are a couple of things I want to try.”

    Nanami doesn’t say anything and just stares at Satoru like he has grown another head. He looks like he’s waiting for the other shoe to drop, for the punchline to be delivered. There’s none of that.

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    alternatively: insecure satoru seeks to upgrade his bed skills for the sake of suguru. nanami is not amused.

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    Suguru isn't blind. Satoru is as powerful as he is handsome. Even a novice sorcerer wouldn't have much trouble sniffing out the protective barrier on this mountain.

    Satoru is toying with him. It's evident in how his eyes sparkle with mischief, pink lips curled up in a faint grin.

    "I guess you're right," Satoru hums, pacing around Suguru's small kitchen; the static sound of his heavy coat grates at Suguru's nerves every time he moves.

    Suguru wants this nuisance gone.

    Suguru has kept secrets in his heart for many years, but Satoru makes it difficult to keep them hidden.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    It Will Come Back by Hozier

    There’s a beat of silence. Satoru’s eyes trail downward. Down Suguru’s flushed face. Down his bare thighs where he’s tugged his pants low. Down to the damp, twisted mess of the towel in his hand.

    Suguru doesn’t say anything. He can’t—His throat’s closed, he’s choking on air, on nothing, blood roaring in his ears.

    Satoru raises a single, perfect eyebrow. “…Was that about me?”

    Suguru wants to die. Right here, on the bathroom tiles. Let the earth swallow him and his dick and his broken pride and his painfully obvious hard-on he just finished dealing with.

    “…What?” he rasps.

    OR; Suguru needs to learn to actually close the bathroom door next time he jerks off to the thought of his best friend 10 feet away.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Five years after his best friend left Jujutsu High to become an evil overlord, Gojo Satoru can't sleep. And there's not THAT much difference between a butt dial and a booty call, semantically speaking.

    (AU where Geto and Gojo start hooking up again due to desperation a few years before JJK0. Things...do not go as planned.)

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    15 Nov 2025

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