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Hermione Granger had been asked—and agreed—to do many absurd things since learning she was a witch, usually involving Harry Potter. This long list included, in no particular order, smuggling baby dragons, being placed unconscious at the bottom of a lake surrounded by merpeople, and traveling back in time to fly an escaped convict to safety on the back of a mythical creature. But returning to a Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts pretending to be Daphne Greengrass may have been the most ridiculous yet.
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Slow burn, wartime Dramione. Complete.
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18 Jan 2026
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Citation Formatting and Other Love Languages by HeyJude19 for niffizzle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2021
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Granger, Granger, Granger, Granger.
In an unending echo of utter embarrassment.
The presentation parameters were between five and ten minutes. Draco’s clocked in at seven minutes and twenty-four seconds.
It would have been less mortifying for him to lay on the floor for that amount of time and make dying whale noises.- Language:
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11 Dec 2025
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“Hi,” he said, raising a hand in greeting. “My name is Scorpius. I’m your son.”
He had to give his dad credit: his ability to not visibly react to shocking news was exemplary.
Draco blinked, eyes narrowing slightly and then flitting over Scorpius features. Scorpius had taken after the Malfoy line more than the Granger, his hair and eyes and stature a dead match for his dad’s (though he’d been lucky to scrape a few extra melanin genes from his mum). He smiled politely, awaiting his verdict.
“But you’re…” Draco tilted his head. “My age.”
“Ah, right.” Scorpius took a few steps closer, reeling up the Time Turner so it swung innocently in the air between them. “Turns out these are trickier to calibrate than I thought.”
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Or, seventeen-year-old Scorpius Granger-Malfoy steals a Time Turner and accidentally goes back twenty years.
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11 Dec 2025
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down on your knees, you don't look so tall by writtensoul for Destiny
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
09 Aug 2013
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louis and harry are friends, and best ones at that. louis loves harry more fiercely more than he's ever loved anyone, so he doesn't really have a problem with it when they start doing this thing. this wonderful, wonderful thing.
(or, as cliche as this style of summary is, a fic where louis and harry are wanking buddies but nothing more)
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02 Dec 2020
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“If I didn’t know any better, I’d almost think that you’re enjoying yourself.”
The familiar voice immediately gets Louis’ blood boiling, shoulders tensing as he calmly spins around, trying not to draw any suspicion to the pair.
“You don’t know me at all,” Louis spits, managing to maintain the polite smile he’s been wearing all evening. “You’re just some asshole who always ruins my nights.”
“If I keep ruining your nights, why do you keep going home with me?” Harry asks, taking a sip from his own wine glass.
“I don’t go home with you by any choice of my own,” Louis says. “I think you’re annoying and I have no idea how I keep ending up in your bed.”
“You end up in my bed because you knock on my apartment door at two in the morning.”
Louis wants to punch the smirk right off of his face. “Maybe you should move,” is what he says instead.
or a modern day robin hood au where louis and harry (don’t really) hate each other but they hate greedy billionaires moreBookmarked by Gnomeking
31 Jul 2020