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    DMC prompts I enjoy.

    NOTE: I don't have plans for these fics, so don't ever expect them to end properly. They're updated as I get ideas.

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    Vash's fluids are a potent aphrodisiac-narcotic. Nick gets addicted. God damn.

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    "...Or The End Of The Hurt-Comfort Syndrome." McCoy spells it out for Kirk, tricks Spock into understanding the problem and then sets Our Heroes down in a safe place where they can work out their issues.

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    12 Feb 2024

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    Millions Knives wants a paradise full of independent plants. Vash the Stampede suggests an alternate means to get them. It's one of the easiest compromises he's ever made.

    If you ignore certain particulars.

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    25 Jul 2023

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    Vergil, himself, would have hated it if he found out that he and his twin were conceived through a disappointing orgasm, and he most certainly didn’t want that to be the reality for anyone else: to be the product of a disappointing orgasm.

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    The long-awaited answer to and twin of MechanizedMagnesium's wonderful 9 Moons.

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    23 May 2023

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    There’s really nothing around, as far as Vash can see. Just sand, sand and more sand. If his sense of direction is correct, they’re probably only another hour out from Plutarch Ridge - even if Meryl isn’t there, they can at least get some water. But dragging Wolfwood over the dunes will add even more time. And Vash doesn’t want him out in the sun too much longer without water, honestly, because he strongly suspects there’s some heat stroke at play here. There’s a good chance Wolfwood’s condition will worsen by the time they get to town.

    Yet, they can’t stay here. There’s no water here, and-

    Well. Wait.

    There- is water, if he thinks about it. Which he generally tries not to. But yes, feasibly, he does have water to give to Wolfwood. 

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    Vash's earring functions as a radio. Wolfwood abuses this.

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    12 Apr 2023