Goldpuzzler
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy set out to create a Time Turner, and after two and a half years of work, they think they've done it. But when they spin the hourglass, they realize they aren't traveling through time. They're traveling through something very different.
They see themselves in 25,000 love stories, and they begin to wonder what they're missing.
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29 Nov 2025
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She considers his hair again, giving him the taste of a pause, then meets his eye; holds it.
“Fuck you.”
It’s the first thing she’s said to him in a year that isn’t a spell, and it feels good that it’s still some form of a curse.
Seeing him misunderstand it feels even better.
He sighs, like he’d expected insolence. “You always were a stubborn little thing. This is your last chance, Granger. Tell me, or—”
She interrupts him because she can, and even with years of war between them, he still lets her.
“I’m sorry if that wasn’t clear,” she says, tone indicating she’s not sorry a bit. “For a moment, I’d forgotten how stupid you are. Let me spell it out for you: I choose option two. I’ll fuck you.”
His shock freezes him for a breath, and then his brows twitch together.
“What?” he says.
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Or, Draco barters with his virginity and Hermione is happy to unburden him of it for the promise of being released from Malfoy Manor.
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- Part 1 of Virgin Draco
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29 Nov 2025
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“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”
“Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”
She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.
“Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”
He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.
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Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.
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- Part 1 of Try Not To Come
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29 Aug 2025
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“Welcome, Darlings,” Pansy says, a voice enhancing charm making it so everyone can hear her.
“Tonight we have a few new guests I’d like to personally welcome to this soirée,” Pansy winks at Hermione, who feels her cheeks heat under the unwanted attention. “For those of you who don’t know, the rules of the party are simple. Every wizard puts his key into this bowl,” Pansy holds up a glass bowl and spins in a circle, showing it to everyone in attendance. “From there, every witch picks a key. Whosever key you choose is your partner for the evening to do with as you wish.”
Hermione gasps and glances over toward her best friend. “Ginny! Why didn’t you tell me this was a key party?!”
“Because I wanted to see the look on your face.”
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29 Aug 2025
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She could have taken her things and gone through his Floo without a word. She could have ignored him on Monday morning, as though last night had been no more than a fever dream and too much Firewhisky.
But she’d come back to bed.
Inspired by the lovely NikitaJuice's "apples & cream."
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28 Aug 2025