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• Chopped Up: A Cannibal Cooking Show by FlightlessRaven08, Goosebait

  Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Sweeney Todd - Sondheim/Wheeler, Dracula - Bram Stoker, Total Drama (Cartoon)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  28 Jan 2021

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Chris McLean
  • Hannibal Lecter
  • Dracula
  • Nellie Lovett
  • Cannibalism
  • Crack
  • Crack Crossover
  • Cooking
  • Bad Cooking
  • dracula gets high off monster energy
  • we dont know how that works either
  • hes a vampire
  • just let it happen
  • Screenplay/Script Format
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Chris McLean fucking dies at the end
  • sorry spoilers
  • but they are cannibals so what did you expect?
  • Mrs. Lovett murders an ice cream machine
  • Hannibal contemplates death and existence in this terrible world crafted by Chris McLean
  • no beta we die like chris

  Summary

  Listen y'all, this is what happens when you let children on the internet. You're welcome, we're not sorry.

  (Hannibal Lecter, Dracula, and Mrs. Lovett go on a chopped style cooking show hosted by Chris McLean. Hijinks ensue.)

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  English

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