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Their friends have tried every trope in the book: only one bed, forced proximity, childhood friends, mutual pining, even co-parenting Crookshanks. But despite living half their lives entangled, Harry and Hermione remain firmly un-romantic.
Until Lavender Weasley suggests the last resort: fake marriage.
Now, tricked into attending a couples-only tropical retreat, complete with enchanted hot tubs, intimacy rituals, and enough sensual food play to make a house-elf blush, Harry and Hermione will have to keep up the act. Or possibly stop pretending altogether.
Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary Fest, this is a trope-twisting, resort-core love story about crossing the line between best friends and soulmates… with the help of edible shower gel.
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14 Oct 2025
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Grimmauld Place becomes a place of court-ordered healing for Hermione Granger, who is just fine, thank you very much.
Or she would be, if it weren’t for her roommates, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.
And, of course, the most annoying mentor and warden, Sirius Black.
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14 Oct 2025
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What happens when something unspoken lingers just beneath the surface—too tender to name, too constant to ignore?
The Thread Between Us is a slow-burning exploration of love, timing, and the quiet magic that binds lives together when no one’s watching. When two people find themselves side by side—again and again—they begin to wonder: was it ever truly chance?
Some call it fate. Some call it timing. But those who believe in old magic know: the red thread doesn’t tangle, doesn’t break. It simply waits—until the hearts it binds are ready.NB: This is an original work of fiction—not lifted, borrowed, or cobbled together from fanfic archives, fever dreams, or dusty drafts. If it feels familiar, maybe we’re just connected by a red thread too. 🧶
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07 Oct 2025
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Hermione is back in England after eight years. Her first order of business is to attend a dinner party hosted by DILFs.
The Eight Rules for Fucked Up Individuals: A Dinner -
1. Leave work at the door. If you must talk about work, take a shot.
2. Wear Black. This isn’t a funeral, but we are mourning the people we used to be, and the expectations of who we’ll never become.
3. Compliments must be specific; the more unhinged the better.
4. You cannot say “I’m Fine”...Unless you give a 3-5 sentence monologue explaining why you are absolutely not.
5. Everyone is encouraged to share their pettiest opinion. The smaller the hill, the harder you die on it.
6. Crying is allowed. If you cry, you get first dibs on dessert.
7. Everyone must toast to something they’ve lost. Metaphors are allowed.
8. If you fall in love, you must declare it. Lust counts.- Language:
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06 Oct 2025