Greendale_Human_Being



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    He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.

    He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.

    Shane is making space for Ilya.

     

    (or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)

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    “I can’t believe we’re actually doing this,” Rose said, “Overcoming your weird homoerotic rivalry through the power of friendship.”
    “We do not have a homoerotic rivalry,” Shane said.
    “Oh, is that what this is?”
    “Fuck off, Ilya.”
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    Three weeks before the start of freshman year, two athletes meet for the first time. Ilya is judgmental, arrogant, and infuriatingly attractive; Shane is short, boring, and annoyingly cute. They do not hit it off. Unfortunately, their best friends do.

    Featuring: a scheming Rose Landry, an observant Svetlana Vetrova, a bilingual bartender, and an eventful spring break trip.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov was not foremost in Yuna Hollander’s affections at the start. But, eventually, he has come around.

    (i.e. Yuna and Ilya take their time to warming up to one another but, as the virtue goes, patience is a virtue.)
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    Now updating with better Russian language and transliteration!

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    20 Jan 2026

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    All the modern day set AUs!

    Want something more way-way-back machine? Try the "History, Huh?" collection :)

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    03 Jul 2023

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    If someone had asked Alex to picture a gay bar, he probably would have imagined flashing rainbow lights, pounding club music, and a sticky dive floor coated in spilled beer and vodka. The last thing he would have thought of was this...

    As Alex drank in the sight, his companion drew back heavy curtains, allowing sunlight to pour in from the quiet courtyard outside. The man turned back with a smile at the look of awe on Alex's face. "Welcome to Wilde's...I'm Henry, and it's a pleasure to meet you at last."

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    The same day Alex Claremont-Diaz is dumped by his boyfriend, he discovers Wilde's: the best bar in the world.

    The one in which Henry Fox owns a bar and falls for one of his regulars.

    This is not a romance. It's a love story.

     

    (TEXT EDITED FOR CLARITY AND CONCISION: 12/29/23)

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