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  1. Rec 48

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    Henry wasn’t a coward. But alone, without his weapon or armour, he felt so exposed. If a stray alpha or a roaming bandit pack crossed his path, he couldn’t say for certain he’d survive the encounter—especially if they caught him unprepared. That worry—that fear—clung to him. It was all still so new.

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    08 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 4

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    Sometimes Henry gets that itch.

    Thankfully, he has someone who can take care of it.

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    06 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 6

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    Hans pulls at Henry's heart when he asks about what peasant children get up to. They're grown men, definitely too sober to be indulging in the whimsy of boyhood, but Hans--for once--is actually pleasant to be around, and Henry is feeling sentimental.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Hans grabs his bicep, fingers digging into the flesh the way he might test a fruit for ripeness. Henry curls his forearm and makes a fist beneath the water, squeezing tight. He watches Hans' face: the flushed redness of heat and strong drink, the shock as his fingers meet firm resistance.

    Hans slides his palm over the wet fabric, pressing hard, testing the edges of the muscle. Henry feels like a horse skittish about being shoed, restrained from bolting only by a strong grip on the bridle.

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    In the bathhouse, Hans and Henry find out how they measure up against each other.

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 20

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    “Pretty birdie…” He coos breathlessly, eyes flitting about the crown of Hans’s head as if seeing the flowers there.

    He looks...drunk. And as much as Hans would like to owe that to his own skills he doubts a few cheeky pumps from two fingers would have Henry seeing the pearly gates.

    "Henrryyyy," He coos. "What do poppy and henbane do precisely?"

    After dealing with the witches of Uzhitz, Henry forgets to empty his bag before he goes hunting with his lord and lover.

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    04 Apr 2026