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“I need you to give me a hickey,” Ava says, a little out of breath like she’s just run across campus to deliver this incredibly important mission.
“I…” Beatrice starts, brain going unfortunately muddled. “I beg your pardon?”
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or: the three (3) times Beatrice gave Ava a hickey and the one (1) time Ava returned the favor
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- Part 1 of Hickey AU
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“Despite passing all of your entry exams with flying colors, you are not an officer, not yet.” The other person in the room is Chief Reya, the chief of the police department. “If you agree to this assignment, your transcripts at the academy will be altered. Officially, you’ll have failed your entry into this department. Unofficially, you will have one job. To infiltrate the underground crime circuit that has pushed this city beyond its limits.”
Beatrice finds it humorous that Chief Reya is talking about this as though she has an option.
With her father standing right there, the decision has already been made.
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“Okay so…don’t freak out.” Camila sets her down next to Beatrice’s and then pulls out her phone and starts tapping through it. Beatrice watches the sunflower keychain she has hanging from the case jangle around with each swipe of her finger. “Now, Lilith told me your situation. You need a fake girlfriend.”
Beatrice gets up. “Not another dating app, Camila. I can't…”
“No,” Lilith’s hands are on her shoulders, keeping her in place. “It’s not that.”
Camila makes a face, a wince, like it’s somehow worse than her nightmarish stint on eHarmony. “This feels vaguely familiar to when I was told I’d be taking some time away from home and ended up in a catholic boarding school.”
“Well,” Camila stops searching through her phone, apparently finding what she needed. “It’s nothing like that at all, but it might be equally as jarring. I had to break through like three security firewalls just to access this site.” She turns her phone around then for Beatrice to see the website she’s pulled up.
CAT’S CRADLE - ESCORT SERVICE
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Beatrice is leaving Switzerland the next morning. Ava is going back to Spain too. If they end up one night in the same bar, then in the same bed, it's their business and no one else's.
Three years later, Beatrice has just opened a new department of her parents' company in Spain when someone decides to ring her doorbell.
And Ava stands on her doorstep with her two year old boy on her hip that she claims to be Beatrice's.
Lilith is going to have a field trip with this.Basically, they hook up one night, and then Ava shows up three years later with a tiny Diego on her hip like 'Beatrice you are the father!'
I'm bored, I'm fighting for my life in college, I like unrealistic shit that's funny, and I'm giving you this to feed upon.
Read at your own risks. DO NOT READ IF YOU WANT SOMETHING SERIOUS.Series
- Part 1 of The Village
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Ava and Mary, two down-on-their-luck petty thieves living with their adoptive mother in a Montana homestead, kidnap a girl from a convent in the hopes of achieving a quick payday. But nothing is ever that simple, and Beatrice is far from what they're expecting.