GuestPlease

Profile picture for GuestPlease, depiction of a rat puppet from "Horrible Histories", a British children's program.



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Within the universe of 'To Build a Dynasty', starring the Qoherys OC and Saera Targaryen (and of course, the world around them).

    Words:
    274,334
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
  2. Words:
    167,844
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    7
  3. Summary

    A series of different Beandergast AUs, all sort of tied into each other. They're not sequels, every single one can be read alone-- but they all circle canon the same way. The best metaphor that I can think of is that they are separate spokes on a wheel, whereas canon is the hub.

    Words:
    343,151
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    4
  4. Words:
    13,059
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    25
  5. Words:
    86,887
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 22

    Tags
    Summary

    Dwarrow, being a particularly secretive race, are not conductive to the study of their history by outside historians, and so it comes to pass as a legend (a rumor. Gossip), that Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thror—descendent of Durin himself, first king of Erebor after the fall of Smaug—had taken a Hobbit as a Consort.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    943
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,839

    18 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 22

    Tags
    Summary

    The little girl in front of him was digging a hole with her hands. Draco, who was not allowed to do that without consequences and had been cautiously prodding the dirt with a stick, looked over at her muddy hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    786

    08 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

    Tags
    Summary

    During the Second Wizarding War, Lucius Malfoy has an encounter with an estranged family member.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,533

    08 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 39

    Tags
    Summary

    Born the second son of a second son Daemon Targaryen was initially destined to make his own way.

    Viserys tried to look after his baby brother while their family starts dying around them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,511
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2,557

    05 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "I dance in dangerous fables, walk a woods with trees white as bone. It's always winter and I'm always pressing my face against something warm with blood." - Yasmin Belkhyr, 'Blizzard'.

    “Men die,” Barbrey tells her, bone-white with anger, eyes flashing. “Men die, Donella. Should Stark’s boy not sire a son on you, and if the Bastard has the Dreadfort-,”

    “You speak as if Robb Stark were in fragile health,” Nell rolls her eyes. “You’re being paranoid.”

    “Willam was in excellent health until he rode off to his death at Ned Stark’s side,” Barbrey hisses. “Do you think he did not promise me we would have children and a long life together before he left? Do you think he did not promise to come back to me? You cannot know what the future might bring. My lord husband survived a war only to die in Dorne. Men and their promises are not your safety nor your refuge. Land is. Power is. Never forget that.”

    (In which Nell Bolton contends with both her mother's bloodstained legacy and her father's bloodthirsty bastard, and along the way claims a beast for a bridegroom.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    724,840
    Chapters:
    106/106
    Comments:
    4,102
    Kudos:
    2,188
    Bookmarks:
    687
    Hits:
    149,213

    02 Nov 2025