H_ALF
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Growing up once is hard, growing up twice? Eh, been there, done that, easy deal.
Raising a child once is...rewarding... but raising them twice? It would make any parent go white.
Thank God Fukuzawa's hair is already grey
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- Part 4 of 12 years
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“You thought I meant your skirt? Nono, you’ve lost your mind. Also, you have a bad memory! Did you check your thyroid? Maybe that’s why you're so aggressive!”
“I’ll show you aggressive!!”
Or: Ranpo tries to do something sweet for Yosano but he miscalculates and fucks it up somewhere in the middle
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- Part 3 of 12 years
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lend you my thoughts (lend you my tears) by H_ALF
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Nov 2023
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“Can you rate the pain? 1 to 10”
“Ah...um. …3?”
“3? Ranpo, last week you rated scraped knees a 6”
Or: a rice cooker, a broken hand, a worried (parent)al figure
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- Part 2 of 12 years
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"so you wanted to be squished, and to do that you stole all the blankets in the house. And my futon"
"Yeah sorry about that ... You can take it back before going to sleep I guess"
"How generous of you"
Or: a day doesn't go by without Fukuzawa being bewildered by something Ranpo does, but neither does a day pass without him learning how to accomodate him
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- Part 1 of 12 years
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Stories of the 12 years between Untold origins and the present
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How Not To Get a Date by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
30 Nov 2023
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Zoro's in over his head when he catches sight of a beautiful woman at a bar, only to find out she is actually his crossdressing rival.
What's a guy gotta do to get a date with Sanji?Bookmarked by H_ALF
19 Mar 2026
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If there was a Me for You by socksock
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jul 2024
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Apparently having access to someone's emotions for nineteen years does not prepare you for when your soulmate completely ignores you in a crowded, floating restaurant that looks like a fish.
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- Part 1 of If There was a Me for You
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Bookmarked by H_ALF
16 Mar 2026
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For the truth, break me loose by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 Oct 2023
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“What?” He grunts, crossing his arms over his chest.
“What is your problem with Sanji?” She hisses lowly.
He shrugs but keeps silent. He was hoping it would take her longer to notice that there indeed was a problem. Honestly, he thought he’d have a few more days at least. But she’s quick and sharp and nothing escapes her eye.
“Nothing, he’s just annoying.” He settles on saying and it’s true, she can’t deny it and he sees the protest forming on her lips. “He’s annoying.” He repeats, trying to urge her to drop the subject but she seems to instead read something in his inflection because her eyes widen and her mouth rounds.
“Oh, Zoro.” The shock quickly morphs into a sly grin that he doesn’t like one bit – her eyes are sparkling.aka Zoro has a lot of pent up emotions about Sanji and how annoying he is.
Bookmarked by H_ALF
16 Mar 2026
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Zoro accidentally eats a devilfruit that creates an exact duplicate of him.
Sanji makes the best of the situation.A comic, optimized for desktop reading.
Bookmarked by H_ALF
14 Mar 2026
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“Say,” Sanji says to Nami, leaning backwards against the wood top while watching the frankly fascinating scene playing out at the other end of the bar, “is Zoro…being flirted with?”
“Yeah,” she says as if it isn’t anything new.
In which Sanji stumbles into some realizations and then proceeds to enact a multi-step plan of subtle romance. Meanwhile, Zoro suspects the waiter is out to kill him.
Alternatively: First rate cook Sanji’s guide on how to sneakily coax a feral ship cat into some spoiling
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Bookmarked by H_ALF
14 Mar 2026