4 Works by H_ALF
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Growing up once is hard, growing up twice? Eh, been there, done that, easy deal.
Raising a child once is...rewarding... but raising them twice? It would make any parent go white.
Thank God Fukuzawa's hair is already grey
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- Part 4 of 12 years
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“You thought I meant your skirt? Nono, you’ve lost your mind. Also, you have a bad memory! Did you check your thyroid? Maybe that’s why you're so aggressive!”
“I’ll show you aggressive!!”
Or: Ranpo tries to do something sweet for Yosano but he miscalculates and fucks it up somewhere in the middle
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- Part 3 of 12 years
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lend you my thoughts (lend you my tears) by H_ALF
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Nov 2023
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“Can you rate the pain? 1 to 10”
“Ah...um. …3?”
“3? Ranpo, last week you rated scraped knees a 6”
Or: a rice cooker, a broken hand, a worried (parent)al figure
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- Part 2 of 12 years
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"so you wanted to be squished, and to do that you stole all the blankets in the house. And my futon"
"Yeah sorry about that ... You can take it back before going to sleep I guess"
"How generous of you"
Or: a day doesn't go by without Fukuzawa being bewildered by something Ranpo does, but neither does a day pass without him learning how to accomodate him
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- Part 1 of 12 years