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    What if Wifies never died?

    What if instead he had been watching, waiting, directing from the shadows?

    Have you ever wondered just how Saparata could afford so much netherite?

    ...

    Or: the au based on the events that happen after Parrot's video, Unstable SMP Civil War, leading up to the finale, where Parrot runs out of totems and finds himself on the brink of death fighting (running away from) Wemmbu, only to mysteriously find a fresh totem in his inventory.

    from that point forward, parrot begins noticing strange things happening around him, whether its a wither rose here, an instinctive feeling of being watched there, or even a stranger he finds himself a little too comfortable with.

    could this be the work of cindercrest...or something else?

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    (Parrot hits it off with a mysterious player whose identity absolutely no one knows (wink wink nudge nudge) whilst Theo gets majorly ragebaited and starts to genuinely lose his marbles)

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    (NOT SHIPPING THE IRL CONTENT CREATORS!!!!)

    (heavy wip)
    im so shit at summaries my god💔

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    28 May 2026

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    ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.

    he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?

    But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.

    Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.

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    The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.

    “What parrot are you?” He asked

    “What?”

    “You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”

    “Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”

    (I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)

     

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    27 May 2026

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    Kai was already having a bad day before he was zapped to another dimension.

    First, his powers were stolen by Aspheera, which she then used to attack Ninjago City (again), and the monastery is next on her "revenge" list. Things started looking up when Kai grabbed the scroll of Forbidden Spinjitzu and his powers returned--but then he got blasted to a world that's similar to his own, but not quite. A world with high school ninjas that desperately need a big brother to guide them. And hey, maybe they can guide Kai along the way too.

    That is, if the scroll doesn't corrupt him first...

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    29 Jun 2023