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Charles has always been obsessed with Max. That annoying boy, who is always good at everything he does.
When they both have to give up karting at 15. Max moves to Monaco and turns up at his school, he learns to navigate his love life with Max, surrounded by his friends Oscar and Lando, a blooming career is music.
The story follows their teenage years. Popstar x Movie Director AU
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Then Charles leans in and presses a soft kiss to Max’s cheek. Just there. Just enough.
Max’s head tilts, uninvited. His gaze drops. Charles’ mouth is right there. That perfect cupid’s bow. Lips made for smiling, for laughing, for wrecking his entire life. Those green eyes flick up, curious, open, and so deep, that Max wants to drown in them. Max feels the moment click into place, terrifying and inevitable.
Now or never. He leans down and kisses him. Barely anything. A whisper of a peck, light and trembling.
As soon as it happens, panic crashes in. He pulls back immediately, breath caught, eyes wide, already bracing for regret. Charles may have just missed his friend. And now, he has gone and kissed him.
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08 Jul 2026
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Okay, @Liam. Welcome to the offical F1 chat. This is the real deal here. Top secret. More secret than the CIA. Basically, Checo and I are straight. No one else is.Liam Lawson stumbles across George Russell and Alex Albon making out in a club bathroom and messages Yuki Tsunoda about it... little does he realise what he has uncovered...
Basically: the entire grid, apart from (Daniel) and Checo, are gay and there is a super secret chat called the F1 Fruit Vendors where they talk all things SLAY AND GAY (Daniel's words).
Chat and longer form writing fic that began silly but quickly became angsty. So it’s a real mix of silly miscommunication shenanigans and angsty miscommunication drama in the fruity orchard. If there is one thing we know about the orchard - there will be miscom, horny shenanigans and angst.
It begins in 2024 and is now going into the 2025 season. It features an insane amount of people - too many for the tags - but F1 and some F2 people, and some oldies pop up every now and then. Get ready for one hell of a ride through emotionvile!
Has been updated from teen audiences to mature.
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- Part 1 of The Fruit Vendors Universe
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15 Dec 2025
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Charles Leclerc was a man of taste, composure, and quiet dignity.
He was also, unfortunately, a man with a burner account on Twitter.When he stumbles upon the Russtappen tag, Charles spirals into an existential crisis somewhere between Maranello and another chaotic race week.
Max, for his part, finds the whole thing hilarious, at least until Charles’ jealousy starts looking suspiciously like a confession.
(Spoiler: It is.)
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10 Dec 2025