Hammed_burger
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(Platonic!Yandere! Alien x reader)
Selcouth- something that is strange, unfamiliar, rare, or uncommon.
While recovering a space capsule your astronaut team discovers an intelligent life form that seems to be a little too attached to you.
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Tommy may come from a long line of Fey Hunters but he has always been kind. And that’s what gets him.
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- Part 3 of Throughout the Seasons
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16 Feb 2026
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Tainded Love by zzzapplezzz
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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For the first time in centuries, Steve’s life gains purpose. Boredom gives way to a voracious obsession — with a boy’s genuine smile, with Peter Parker, and with the desperate need to protect him, possess him, and keep him by his side forever.
But this is not Steve’s story.
It is the story of Peter Parker and how, without realizing it until it was too late, his life ceased to be his own. He becomes the child of two centuries-old vampires who have no intention whatsoever of letting him go.
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- Part 2 of Dark Superfamily
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30 Dec 2025
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"But– Tommy wasn’t a baby. At least, he wasn’t small and squishy the way human babies were. He was a child, what humans called their shoats, but he wasn’t treated like one. Phil had never done this sort of behavior, but Phil was an avian. Maybe Wilbur did it with Phil?
Maybe humans had a baby mode or something, and it was really private. Phil talked to his son with adult language when he was a baby, and sometimes used baby language when he was an adult. Maybe their minds did a similar thing, and Techno had just never been close enough to one before to witness it. "
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This is just the Mutual Miscommunication Bedrock Bros Swaddling Fic my heart needed.
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23 Dec 2025
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Eons ago, the Blood God and Death found their two missing pieces, and the quartet was made whole. Meant to last an eternity, it was abruptly shattered when the youngest member was brutally murdered before he had a chance to rise as a higher being.
Tommy just wants to finish highschool, move out of his shitty foster parents house, and get a lot of women. All of the women. His plans are suddenly placed on an abrupt hold when he’s kidnapped and taken to a dark organization called the Syndicate - and suddenly things are falling apart faster than he thought they possibly could as the three leaders of the Syndicate place him under their loving protection, one of his best friends is revealed to be working for potential terrorists, his religious beliefs are horribly shaken, and everyone seems to be convinced that he’s the reincarnation of some ancient martyr. The final piece of some holy quartet Wilbur cheerfully calls ‘Sleepy Bois Incorporated.’
Philza laughs at the name. Technoblade rolls his eyes.
Tommy is just trying to grit his teeth and survive this entire ordeal.
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30 Nov 2025
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The storm is beating down on the small island. Rain and lightning striking the land harshly and flooding the cobble steps, making the moss growing around it slippery.
The blond teenager struggles to haul the monster of a man up the wet steps, stumbling and grunting in annoyance as the deadweight man he grips under the arms stays passively unconscious.
They crash through the threshold of the weak oak wood door together, the younger man falling backward through it and being partially crushed by the older. He slides himself out from under the prone body and gets to his feet, hands on his knees as he pants.
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Or: Tommy finds a half-dead dude with pink hair on the beach of his private (?) island, what will he do?
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- Part 4 of Dark SBI
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27 Nov 2025