Hats_Off
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Thirty years ago, Emperor Philza declared that all avian children born in the Antarctic Empire were the property of the state.
It didn’t matter if they were orphans or not, nor did it matter if the families wanted to keep their winged children; they were to be identified at birth and brought to the castle. Eventually, the law was even expanded to avian children who were annexed or immigrated into the country, though it hasn’t changed since.
Unlike usual, he provided a reason for this bizarre rule: it was in their best interest to be around their own kind. There were certain developmental milestones avians had to hit – needs they had that human families just couldn’t provide. Avians lived far longer than humans too, so even if that connection was built the poor child would still suffer.
Since avians were so rare to begin with, it was easiest to centralize this ‘flock’ to his castle and estates. Being an avian himself, he certainly had no qualms with taking in one to three new children each year.
But Tommy's parents definitely do.
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Make me Bleed if you Need to Confirm that it is Something I can do by Hats_Off
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Jan 2025
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“Sorry- sorry,” Phil finally said between chuckles. “It's just- gods, you're just like Techno.”
That immediately prompted a simultaneous ‘heh?!’ and ‘what?!’ from the other two.
“You're comparing me to him?!” Techno asked Phil incredulously, looking between him and Tommy a few times, as if the comparison had personally offended him. Which, rude, by the way.
“Please,” Tommy scoffed defensively. “It’s a fuckin’ honor to be compared to me, Tech-no-blade. I'm the coolest, biggest man in this server. Second only to the Philza Minecraft.”
“Certainly not the most humble,” Techno commented, folding his arms. Phil just smiled fondly at the interaction.
“Oh, this is humble,” Tommy said back, feigning cockiness. “If I was actually being honest, I'd have to go on and on because–”
Techno groaned, interrupting Tommy’s rant before it even began and rubbing his temples. “Why did we pick you..?”
Or: Techno makes a joke that does not go well with Tommy
(Title from Cast the Bronze by Raynes)