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"You heard her, the Wilderness demands gay sex,” Shauna said sternly, looking all of them in the eye. “So don’t stand around looking stupid, Mari. If by sunset you are not all in your huts lezzing out, I will shoot you. Got it?"
Ever since Shauna Shipman usurped the antler queen throne, she’s been enforcing a fascist homosexual state that everyone seems on board with except Natalie. It’s like the Yellowjackets are all on Lottie’s shrooms or something, because now under Shauna’s leadership, everyone is just prancing around, causing drama, and lesbianing out. Fortunately, Natalie is completely unaffected by all of it—that is, until she starts getting visions and visits from a ghost who seems very interested in opening her up to the gay agenda of the wilderness.
Or,
Yellowjackets S3, except Shauna has channeled all her homicidal tendencies into homosexual ones. Nat gets chased by three girls and visited by three spirits, Tai and Van show the girls what it takes to be lesbian, a paranoid Shauna is haunted by poltergeist Jackie, and Misty tries to get on top. And if you can’t already tell, this is a crack fic (but like, a meaningful one?)
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02 May 2026
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In a Cabin in the Woods, Woes Run Rampant by SovereignVoidDragon
Fandoms: MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series)
14 Jan 2026
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This is a story about pain...
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Aaron and Aphmau are reunited and ready to celebrate Passtide together! Aaron slowly reconnects with his family and in doing so finds the perfect way to celebrate his and his girlfriend's anniversary. He decides to take a job his father offered him to work on fixing up a lodge so that he can save up money to take his girlfriend to a place she'd always wanted to go. He's got his friends, his girlfriend, and his family.
Things are looking up!
Meanwhile, hidden away in the forest, green light fills a cavern. A bloodcurdling scream echoes through the otherwise silent woods.
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- Part 8 of The Woes Verse
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24 Jan 2026
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It's been 729 days since Eleven started a life in her little town by the waterfalls. It's not perfect, but it is hers. She even has some friends, and a makeshift family. But there's a party-shaped hole in her heart, despite the fact that she refuses to check up on them. Not even to see if Mike and Will finally got together, not even to see if Lucas and Max were still together.... not even to see how they've grown. But when the party decides to take a little road trip, they accidentally stumble upon Jane and her new life.
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22 Jan 2026
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but it’s the way you smile (that does it for me) by delusionalretrospection
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Jan 2026
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Dustin smiles at Eleven, and the feeling makes her feel all warm in her heart. Dustin smiles, and when he looks at her, she swears she feels the kind heat of the sun on a nice day. Eleven wants to bask in this feeling forever.
All of a sudden, the door bursts open, and everyone returns, and the smell of popcorn fills the basement. That feeling fades. Max and Will are next to her again, and Lucas unpauses the movie. She watches Dustin settle in front of her, and Eleven reaches over him to get popcorn.
“Oh El, don’t worry, I got you.” Dustin says, smiling once again, passing the popcorn back towards her.
That warm, sunny feeling is back.
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Eleven finally learns what it means to have someone love her and mean it.
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22 Jan 2026
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nine years ago El Hopper died. nine years ago Dustin Henderson felt like he did too.
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Dustin is a NASA engineer posted in Iceland, in denial, still mourning, still in love (not that hed ever admit that part). El hopper is now Jane Lovell, owner of a small bakery, trying to parent the little girl she found in the woods and took in because she reminded her far too much of herself, still mourning, still trying to move on, failing.
And then the universe brings them back together.
Has too much changed? Has not enough changed? But most importantly, have they left their horror story too find themselves in a romcom instead?
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22 Jan 2026