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    You've returned to your hometown of Smallville, here to finally get your life on track and figure out where it is you belong.

    But your childhood friend, Clark Kent is back too and that...complicates things.

    *Please remember that most of this stuff I just make up! So please don't be angry with me if everything but certain names are nothing like the movies or comics. It's just an excuse to write more smut about a man in a cape alright lol

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    “I'm not the same person I was back in high school,” Clark says, “and I doubt they all are, either. What would be the point?”

    “Oh, Clark,” Bruce is suddenly holding Clark's face with both of his hands, “the point is that I'm going to land us in a helicopter somewhere for all your classmates to see.”

    Clark sighs and closes his eyes.

    “Say 'yes', Clark,” Bruce orders.

    Clark doesn't open his eyes, just says, “Yes, Clark.”

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    listen I dont even really go here i just pop in from time to time but this is one of the best superbat fics I've ever read and I love this characterization of Bruce.

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    A LADS self-aware!AU featuring Sylus and an oblivious player. Hijinks ensues. Also some developing feelings.

    That’s it, that’s the plot.

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    23 Apr 2025

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    legit made me cry with the deep fucking dive into reader's character and motivations and baggage. 10/10 hits way too close to home in the best way

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    "I'm…" Steve starts, like he's actually about to tell him.

    Oh God. He's about to tell him.

    Eddie's staring, and Steve sees how his hand is searching the seat behind himself for the remote, probably to kill the movie, because Steve's being so weird it's making him worried.

    He sighs again, breath trembling from stress and he buries his face in his hands. Leg still bouncing in place.

    The TV gets turned off and the room fills with silence, and he hears Eddie shuffling around next to him.

    "Steve—"

    "I have a pussy now."

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    “Well, can’t say I’m surprised this ain’t common knowledge,” Butcher muses. “People find out all it’d take to subdue you is one good bite to the throat, you’d be outta the game faster than you can say mating bite.”

    “It wouldn’t take, you brainless gorilla, I’m the strongest supe alive, you think anyone could control me like that?”

    Butcher chuckles and retightens his grip. “Our positions here seem to say otherwise, eh?”

    Homelander just shakes his head, clearly adamant on this, hissing quietly. “It doesn’t fucking take.”

    “Guess we’ll just have to find out, huh?”

    It’s the work of a second, a flash of movement before his teeth are buried in Homelander’s throat, crunching through skin and muscle like tissue paper, blood and mating fluid flooding his mouth in a rush.

    Homelander is tilting his head to the side. It takes Butcher a minute to realize the ringing in his ears isn’t the rushing of his blood but something else, something softer.

    It’s purring. Homelander is purring.

    Butcher startles backwards, falling onto his ass.

    “What,” Homelander coughs, reaching up to touch the still bleeding mark at his throat. “What the fuck did you do?”

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