HeartfulCakes
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Who knew that a hentai poster at the local weed store would have Eddie Brock ass-up-face-down against his washing machine, getting fucked within an inch of his life.
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Getting the photography job for the Citadel is a dream dressed cake walk for Prompto. Now, he has to survive Glaive training with a brute named Gladio, basic Lucian history with a taciturn tactician named Ignis, and the most important part, trying no to get embarrassed by his poorly hidden crush on the Prince that he has to take photos of all day. All these pretty boys, so little time!
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Baby Blues by HeartfulCakes
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
26 Aug 2023
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Bruce scoffs. “I’m not letting your son fly around in a polo. His identity is more an issue than bullets. Still best to be safe.” He pats the super suit box.
Clark takes it like it’ll blow up. “Are you going to come to Jon’s eighteenth birthday bringing birds and bees? A box of condoms? All this protection speech.” He means it as a joke but he kind of wants to fly into the sun for a few hours after the comment.
“No, Clark,” Bruce snorts. “This is your condom. I know you don’t know what that is-“
“I might have to die again for you to drop that.”
Lois yells from the top of the stairs. “Why are you both still here?! My lawn better not have balloon bits in it,” she starts walking down the stairs and Bruce is already excusing himself. “I said no water balloon fights, why do neither of you listen to me!”
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When life gives you a kid you don’t want, you raise it with your best friend and the woman that watched you die.
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Tabletop by HeartfulCakes
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Martian Manhunter (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
03 Jul 2023
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“ Bruce clearly didn’t realize how bad it must be - how bad the inside of his head must look - if the only thing J’onn can speak on is Bruce’s horned up brain.
“Isn’t it most common to seek partnership in these situations, Bruce?”
Bruce breaths decently heavy and checks the room around them without moving anything but his eyes. They have to be alone if the other is using Bruce’s real name so casually. He’s never done that before. Bruce opens his mouth. He hasn’t answered and he fails to when J’onn steps closer. “
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Funding The Batman or Fucking The Batman by HeartfulCakes
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jun 2023
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Bruce Wayne’s leg is healing up after a new underground human trafficking case unravels beneath him. Recovering, Bruce seeks his sons’ help to dress the part of the Bat when he needs them to since he can’t. Now if only Green Lantern would stop insisting Batman was fucking Bruce Wayne we could get somewhere with this case…
[⚠️warning is for discussion of human trafficking, there’s no actual human trafficking. I need that to be clear] (Reads like a really loose five plus one.)
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Shake the Disease by gothamrequiem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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Bruce had gotten rid of every other bodyguard Alfred insisted he have. As if he hadn’t already learned to survive on his own. Arguing with Alfred was pointless, of course - he’d remind Bruce politely, persistently, that even a man like him shouldn’t walk unguarded. Bruce had nodded, tolerated it, and then quietly dismantled every option presented.
Bruce Wayne doesn’t do vulnerability. He doesn’t do distraction. He certainly doesn’t do temptation - then Clark Kent shows up. Polite, earnest, unnervingly observant. Bruce gives him a week, tops. But there’s a quiet strength behind those Midwestern manners, a presence that keeps pulling at him, despite every instinct screaming to push it away.
In a world where emotions are weaknesses and temptation a danger, Bruce has to decide whether he can control what he feels or if he’s already lost.
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20 Dec 2025
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After months of lounging around Gale’s tower like the realm’s most flirtatious houseguest, Astarion is starting to become frustrated that the wizard can’t seem to take a hint.
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A journey of trauma-induced self-doubt, miscommunication, and being horrifically, unequivocally in love.
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04 Dec 2025
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These days, most everybody in camp had learned to wave away Astarion’s advances with a laugh. They found the flirtation titillating, Gale figured, or a bit threatening, or some combination of the two. He wondered if anybody else found it sad.
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Good old-fashioned rumination on choice and compulsion. Gale and Astarion shake off their metaphorical shackles.- Language:
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08 Aug 2025
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Crawling Back to You by Reading_girl912
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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Witchers used to have omegas, back in the old days, before the raids and the pitchforks. Vesemer remembers it fondly. The laughter, the warmth. Kaer Morhen meant more than just protection for the winter. He remembers the excitement, adding up the days in his head, counting down until he could come home. The long days of the path turned short as winter crept over the continent. Desperate for the warm arms of an omega, one that doesn’t stink of fear.
It didn’t matter now. They were all gone. The Witchers. The omegas. It was only him now. Vesemir and his boys. Eskel, Lambert, and Geralt.
It was hard, though. When the nights got long and the cold darkness of the keep seemed even colder. The boys became restless, he became angry, and it always felt like something was missing. Something softer. Something to round out their sharp edges.
________________________Instead of Witchersexual Jaskier, I give you Jaskiersexual Witchers! Enjoy :)
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03 Jul 2025
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There's Something So Lonesome About You by hoeforhoran28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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"Your identity was supposed to be a secret. Not only to protect yourself (and probably least importantly yourself) but others. Your family, your friends. Everyone who stood a chance at being ripped apart by your decision to go out there everyday and put yourself in the crossfire.
Not that Bruce had anyone to protect, besides Alfred. But it was still a fucking given."
Or: Bruce has been Batman for two years and if he knew anything, it was that when you don a mask, you don it for a reason. An important reason that just doesn't seem to be as important to the rest of the League as it is to him. This is going to be a story about Bruce being coaxed into allowing others behind his carefully built walls. (Specifically one person.)
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17 May 2025