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Soulmates are ultimately the bearers of a single soul, or so they say. Thus on one's twenty-first birthday, one is expected to receive the skills that their soulmate possesses. Kyungsoo thinks cooking is a useful life skill to offer up, and often wonders what he’ll get in return. Wonders if he’ll wake up an ace juggler or worse, a selca expert - because the universe has a sense of humor like that.
Instead, Kyungsoo wakes up on his twenty-first birthday knowing a hundred plus ways to kill someone, and doesn’t know what to think.
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03 Jul 2021
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mianmian the disaster lesbian saves the cultivation world by likeshipsonthesea
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Dec 2020
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Luo Qingyang’s expression suddenly shifts, her eyes widening once again, lips parting. With some measure of disbelief, she says, “You’re a cut-sleeve.”
Lan Wangji stiffens. How did she—?
Apparently decided without need of confirmation, Luo Qingyang sighs deeply on a smile. Leaning back against the bookshelf behind her, she says emphatically, “Thank the Heavens.”
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In which Mianmian is a disaster lesbian (yet still the only one with a braincell), Jin Zixuan was just trying to help, and Lan Wangji suddenly finds himself in possession of two shiny new best friends.
They're all better off for it, in the end.
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13 Mar 2021
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“Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.”
“I think so,” Sizhui says.
“To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says.
“Yes,” Sizhui says.
“So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.”
Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them.
(Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.)
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27 Aug 2020
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“Sizhui, tell me,” Wei Wuxian says. “Does this feel... familiar to you?”
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After running into Lan Zhan on a night hunt, Wei Wuxian is cursed to live the same day over and over and over.
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19 May 2020
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moonlight caught in mutton fat by Raitelzen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2020
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It wasn’t bone. It was too smooth. It caught the light like something greased.
“A curse,” Lan Wangji breathed, because it could only be such.
The Twin Jades of Lan get turned to jade.
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- 13/13
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- 8
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19 May 2020
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Gathered Herbs & Sweet Grasses by hansbekhart
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Feb 2020
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Later, when he’s older, it’s this that A-Yuan will remember most: the stretch of silence, the two of them both dirty and shaking with fever, as he looked at Brother Rich, and Brother Rich looked back at him.
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19 Mar 2020
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
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18 Mar 2020
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to the act of making noise by words-writ-in-starlight (WordsWritInStarlight)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2020
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His father in white plays the song late into the night, and when A-Yuan wakes up confused and afraid, the guqin lulls him back to sleep.
Lan Sizhui hears his father play the same song every night for his whole life, and never, ever get an answer.
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- Part 2 of set your old heart free
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14 Mar 2020
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a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2019
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When the entire cultivation world turns against Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng comes up with a plan to save him and arranges a marriage between his brother and the Second Jade of Lan, Lan Wangji.
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26 Dec 2019
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i'd be all right (if i could just see you) by ThirtySixSaveFiles
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Aug 2019
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The younger Lan brother is something of an enigma on campus; while Lan Xichen can sometimes be seen in the company of other graduate students or conducting a seminar, Lan Wangji appears to spend all his time in class or in the library. He doesn’t drink. He doesn’t smoke. He doesn’t attend social events. He doesn’t do anything for fun, as far as Wei Wuxian can tell, and it’s driving Wei Wuxian just a little bit up the wall.
Or, Wei Wuxian convinces Lan Wangji to come to a house party, and then they're assigned to the same group project. Wei Wuxian tries his best, but he is not in possession of all the facts.
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21 Dec 2019
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Wei Ying sees him through the flowers and silk and his heart whispers, oh. There you are.
It is there in one moment and then gone in the next, just a fleeting hint of recognition, relief that spreads through his chest with intensity that makes his knees wobble. There is a beautiful man at his sister’s wedding and he is looking at Wei Ying as if he has been struck speechless and something about the curve of that man’s bowed lips, the molten gold of his eyes, the way his throat bobs and his jaw slackens—it feels like coming home.
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A beautiful stranger asks Wei Ying to dance.
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15 Dec 2019
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and so my heart beats wildly by lily_winterwood
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 May 2019
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“You know, you’re the one to beat this year,” Jiang Cheng offers helpfully, having seen the glare from right next to him. “Hanguang-jun’s been through juniors with the rest of us, he knows all of our tics. You’re an unknown variable, since he’s never competed against you before.”
“Thanks,” says Wei Wuxian drily. “That’s very comforting.”
Or: five nighthunting competitions where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji were rivals, and one where they weren't.
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- Part 1 of and so my heart beats wildly
- Part 10 of the lily winterwood cinematic multiverse
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- 106,416
- Chapters:
- 19/19
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- 13
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13 Dec 2019
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They start by practicing a set of scales, Lan Wangji correcting Lan Sizhui’s posture and the position of his fingers; he’s fairly good about maintaining the proper positions but Lan Wangji doesn’t let him get lazy about it.
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12 Dec 2019
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Ancient by syriala
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Oct 2019
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Lan Wangji has no idea how to deal with children, much less raise one. He's going to try anyway.
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- Part 23 of BeeTober 2019
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11 Dec 2019
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Inquiry by incendir
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2019
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Sizhui cannot fall asleep for a long, long time that night. He hears the ever-familiar melody again. He thinks perhaps he has memorized it by now.
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- Part 1 of Resolutions
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05 Dec 2019
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A-Yuan is here. A-Yuan, who Wei Ying loved so much. A-Yuan, who was taught to laugh just like him. Wangji hugs him to his chest and curls over him, ignoring the way the wounds on his back pull and tear. “I have to take care of you,” he says. “I will not leave you.”
(Or: Lan Wangji comes back from Yiling with a child he does not know how to care for and a black hole in his chest. Somehow, he makes it work.)
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05 Dec 2019
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If You Were Made For Me by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2019
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"Just stay. You don't have to tell me what I did wrong and you don't even have to forgive me, but don't leave while you're still mad at me." He swallows and admits, "I don't know when I'll see you again. I can't have you remembering me and thinking, Ah, fuck that guy anyway."
"Wei Ying," Lan WangJi says, stricken.
"I'm not trying to guilt you," Wei WuXian insists. "I'm just being practical. When this is all over, I want you to think well of me, Hanguang-Jun."
"Lan Zhan," Lan WangJi corrects him, still staring.
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Lan WangJi gets bullied into staying the night in Yiling after all.
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- 2/2
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22 Nov 2019
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Here's what you missed on Shameless:
John Wells & Co lost their minds and wrote a season filled with bad characterization, nonsensical plotting, and spectacularly unfunny "comedy". The Shameless fandom spontaneously combusted from massive heartbreak and crumbled to ash. But then, three fic writers rose from the ashes, determined to fix what had gone wrong.
Welcome to the real season 5.
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- 12/12
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24 Oct 2019
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veil myself in black and steel by arahir
Fandoms: Arslan Senki | Heroic Legend of Arslan
24 Jan 2018
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There's blood in his hair the day the day Arslan ascends the throne.
Arslan meets his gaze by half, firelight flickering against the blue. “Do you have a lover?” he asks, almost wry.
“No,” Daryun answers, not meaning it to come out as the question it sounds like.
Arslan goes red and meets his eyes in full. “Would you like one?” he asks, quiet and steady, eyes inescapable.
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25 Aug 2019
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A Kiss May Ruin a Human Life by MorganD
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
05 Jul 2017
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The Seelie Queen agrees to Alec’s request for an audience, as long as he brings Valentine’s Experiments—Jace and Clary—along with him. (Alternative version of the events from episode 2.14.)
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10 Jul 2019