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    “If I’m your fake boyfriend in front of your mom you have to be my fake boyfriend at a private event.” Kirishima’s tone was playful, but non-negotiable. That had never stopped Katsuki before.

    “What the fuck kind of ‘private event’ are you talking about?” Katsuki asked.

    “A hero’s retreat. Fatgum paid for his agency and some other pros to go, but it’s couples only. He had to split the agency in half so it wasn’t left unstaffed, but he said that I could go with the top pros if I brought a date with me.”

    Katsuki held eye contact with Kirishima for a moment. Kirishima didn't even blink. Bakugou wasn’t used to the man being so… stubborn? “Fine.” Before Kirishima could celebrate. “I’ll think about it.”

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    OR: Bakugou agrees to fake a relationship with Kirishima on a couples-only retreat.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    “You’re a popsicle biter, you fucking animal,” Bakugou says.

    “You’re not?” Kirishima says around a mouthful of ice cream.

    “No,” Bakugou says. “I prefer my teeth unfrozen, thanks.” He wraps his mouth around the popsicle and Kirishima realizes his mistake very, very quickly.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    “Happy birthday, Eijirou," Katsuki said, a mix of a smile and a smirk on his face but he looked so genuine as he stared up at Eijirou. "Wanna marry me?"

    And before Eijirou could even stutter, Katsuki said a pointed, "You know you're legally bound to say yes."

    "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEGALLY BOUND?!"

    "I'm sure I've got the contract somewhere."

    Holy shit. Holy fucking shit, Eijirou knew what this was about.

    "Katsuki," Eijirou said after a deep breath, a hand resting a little shakily over his brow. "We wrote that when we were seventeen in red crayon that I found under my bed."

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    Fallback Marriage Pact

    This contract hereby states that if the two parties, Bakugou Katsuki and Kirishima Eijirou, are both extremely pathetically single by the time they are thirty years old then they will engage in holy matrimony.

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    where pro-hero Eijirou has just turned thirty and he’s so alone, until his old best friend from high school suddenly turns up on his doorstep on his knee courtesy of the fallback marriage pact they made thirteen years ago. To hell if he’s not dreaming.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Five times Ground Zero revealed his softer side to the media, and one time his big-mouth husband did it for him.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    in which bakugou, an ornery red riot stan prone to doxxing, discovers reader x red riot fanfiction.

    a very, very late entry for secretkrbkweek25: pro heroes + socmed

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    19 Sep 2025