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31 Jul 2016
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22 Apr 2016
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Everyone knows that it's no fun playing truth or dare with a Slytherin. But add a little Veritaserum, a scheming duo of Slytherin girls and surprising things can be revealed. Particularly about the fine line between love and hate…
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- Part 1 of The 'Enemy' Series
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19 Mar 2016
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After Hours at the Ministry of Magic by birdsofshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2012
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It isn't precisely how Harry planned to spend Christmas Eve: trapped in a lift with his ex-boyfriend, somewhere between the third and the fourth floors of the Ministry of Magic.
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01 Feb 2016
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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound_HP_archive for Isinuyasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2015
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Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?
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22 Jan 2016
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When Harry returns to Hogwarts to complete his final year of schooling, he does so with an unexpected new friend at his side - Draco Malfoy. An accident in potions leaves both boys in an unusual position, which leads to a friendly wager. The wager leads to revelations, realizations, and - in time - a happy resolution that no one was expecting. Well, almost no one...
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Creator's Note: Because of a (mostly amusing) bitchy-ass bookmark-comment ((and yeah; I read those)) about this fic, allow me to explain something the person in question would've known if they'd bothered to read the Author's Note at the start of the fic. THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY. It was designed as crack!fic. As anyone who's read my other shit can attest, I don't normally do cliches on this level. But it was literally written for the H/D Cliche Fest on LJ (prompt #6 from that year), and jammed with as many cliches as possible. So if you're taking this seriously...I dunno, maybe don't? Cause it's meant to be funny and outrageous and ridiculous. It contradicts itself repeatedly. There are plotholes I could climb through. And hey; that's all part of the fun. ❤️
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22 Nov 2015
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Draco's out on his prefect rounds, bored. That is until he comes across a certain Gryffindor out too late at night.
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- Part 1 of Drarry Oneshots
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11 Nov 2015
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Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2012
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Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky.
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04 Nov 2015
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Harry can't deny that things haven't been the same since that rainy day just over four months ago, since that odd, awkward Monday afternoon when Snape dumped a very reluctant Draco on the doorstep of number 12, Grimmauld Place.
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17 Oct 2015
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DracoxHarry Both are now professors at Hogwarts and when they attend the valentine's day party fall victim to Fred & George's gift.
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17 Oct 2015
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Harry gets an education about sex clubs.
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17 Oct 2015
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Voyeurism wasn't something Harry had ever wanted to participate in. However, his hand is tipped as someone else decides to sneak a peek first. HP/DM, post Hogwarts.
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17 Oct 2015
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A Shower, A Meal, A Nap, and A Shag by chickenlivesinpumpkin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2014
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Harry's supposed to be alone in Grimmauld Place...so why is there a Malfoy in his shower? And what's Harry going to do about it?
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- Part 1 of It Started in the Shower
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30 Sep 2015
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An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally.
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27 Sep 2015
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13 Sep 2015
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Harry was just trying to get away for a while. He didn't mean to get trapped in the Prefect's Bath with Draco Malfoy.
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12 Sep 2015
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Draco Malfoy has a crush on Harry Potter.
Draco Malfoy has just been hit with a Heightening Hex, which heightens any emotion the victim is feeling at the time the hex is cast.
At the time Draco Malfoy was hexed, he was staring at Potter's hair and imagining what it would look like after a night of hot sex. This thought made Draco's veins course with lust for Potter and this was the unfortunate time he was hit with the spell.
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11 Sep 2015
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Draco won the Slytherin-Gryffindor match by cheating. Harry has a problem with that.
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10 Sep 2015
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Draco places a bet on the outcome of the annual Slytherin/Gryffindor quidditch game: If he wins, a certain bespectacled, green-eyed Gryffindor has to do whatever Draco says.
And Draco has an awful lot to say.
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- Part 1 of Games of Love and War
- Part 9 of Author's Faves
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09 Sep 2015
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A Tricky Little Potion by Queenie_Mab for lumosed_quill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2014
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"Yes, it's a funny little potion, Felix Felicis. Desperately tricky to make, and disastrous to get wrong." Horace Slughorn, HBP
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- Part 5 of Mab's Harry/Draco fics
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09 Sep 2015