Hijikyra
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A wise swordsman once said that a nap a day keeps the demons at bay by Hijikyra
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Dec 2025
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Sanji crosses his arms in a gesture that can only be seen as defensive as he looks down at the floor, avoiding any possibility of eye contact. “I don’t need you here.”
Zoro hums, settling back against the counter. “You’re right. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t want to be here. I want to be with you right now,” he clarifies.
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Sanji is exhausted and Zoro just wants to him to take a fucking nap.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take so be like Sogeking and always shoot your shot by Hijikyra
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
17 Sep 2025
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“Oi shitty-cook! I bet I can defeat more marines than you!”
“Oh you’re on, shitty swordsman,” he says, pulling out another cigarette and taking a hurried drag before continuing. “And what will your punishment be when you inevitably lose?” he quips, eyes glimmering with humor at Zoro’s answering scowl.
“I don’t know,” Zoro shrugs, “Thought I could be your errand boy for the next three islands or something.”
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Zoro keeps challenging Sanji to bets and Sanji can't figure out his endgame.
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Communication is a two-way street so don’t be surprised if you get run over when you cross without looking by Hijikyra
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2025
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“Save it Zoro,” Sanji snapped, Zoro’s mouth snapping shut with an audible click. “What an absolute fucking mess,” he added with a grumble.
They didn’t speak the rest of the way back.
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Sanji and Zoro fight - an everyday occurrence. So why the hell did Sanji just break up with him?
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What do genital rashes and cops who have v-shaped bangs have in common? They’ll always stubbornly return no matter what by Hijikyra
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
15 May 2024
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All throughout his life, Gintoki has had things taken from him again and again. That is until a short-tempered tax-thief enters his life and he slowly starts to realize that perhaps instead of taking anything from him, he’ll help return everything instead.
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Pulling someone’s pigtails is more effective when you’re already together but don’t be surprised when they pull yours back by Hijikyra for yorozuyafelchan
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
07 May 2024
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Sakata Gintoki and Hijikata Toshirou have always annoyed the shit out of each other - but who would have thought that being in a relationship makes being a nuisance to the other even better.
Idiots in Love: The Fic