5 Works by HisExcellency

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    Everyone has heard of Eren Jaeger.

    Whether or not it was actually by name, at the very least people have heard of him by the nicknames and titles created for him, like “Survey Corps Monster” or “Humanity’s Last Hope” or “Rogue Titan”- things like that. Others have the pleasure (or rather, misfortune) of knowing him as an acquaintance, a fellow soldier, an obedient subordinate, perhaps even a friend.

    Eren Jaeger is many things. He is a loyal soldier, a Rogue Titan, a questionable human being, a teenage boy, a semi-member of the most elite military squad to have ever existed, a blissfully obedient subordinate, a dear friend, an annoying rival, a terrible figure in some stories, a wonderful hero in others. Everyone knows of him, and has heard of him at least once.

    Despite his many nicknames and titles, his various roles in people’s lives, the last thing anyone would expect him to be is “Sex Addict”.

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    La Signora walks into the Doctor's lab, and rudely slams her unauthorized hands on the table top.

    "Dottore," she announces, with all the flair of an unstoppable woman out to get what she wants. "I want a child."

    Theta, the youngest of the Segments, can only gape at her in shock.

    In which La Signora and Il Dottore create a science baby. And no, Dottore is not the father.

    "So, you want to become a Knight?" Her new senior, a young adult with flat brown hair and an unpleasant look on his face named Egon, sneers.

    Noelle clasps her hands together with all the grace and excitement of a determined young mistress. "Yes! I am looking forward to learn under you!"

    Egon leans forward over the table, his hot breath fanning against her face. Noelle politely resists the urge to move away.

    "Then show me your strength." He smirks, as if he was in on a joke she didn't know. Noelle nods, eagerly stands up, grabs his arm, and flips him over the table in one swift movement, breaking the table in the process.

    ...

    Privately, Noelle thinks that he wouldn't last thirty minutes as her mother's subordinate.

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    Chapters:
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    To the rest of the world, the Fatui Harbingers- elite soldiers of the Cryo Archon, Her Majesty the Tsaritsa -despised one another.

    After all, what could it be but utter hatred, whenever lies and knife-like words spill out of their lips within moments of a conversation with one another, when orders to put poison in their cups and spikes under their bedsheets were given by no one but a Harbinger, when they perform unspeakable acts against each other simply to revel in their pain and anger?

    Truly, the Fatui Harbingers- the biggest fools in their palace of idiocy -despised one another. It would be no stretch to claim that they would love to see one another dead.

    But it would be false to claim that hatred was all that they felt for one another.

    Love- it, too, existed in the cold, dead hearts in the God of Love's elite soldiers.

    (The opposite of love was not hate, but indifference. The opposite of art was not ugliness, but indifference.)

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    1/?
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    Dansae thinks that his brother is a bit too innocent for the Hwarangs, worrying that he may get pushed around or taken advantage of. If only he knew the truth.

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    a shameless piece based off of hansung's "i don't like the others, i only like you"

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    Jean can practically feel Kaeya's smirk from the other side of the room, and she doesn't fail to catch Lisa's muttered "oh, my.." in an appreciative tone she doesn't often use.
    Feeling a little wary and more than a little curious, she turns around and sees for herself what they're all looking at- or rather, who they're all looking at.
    She feels herself suck in a breath.
    Oh, my, indeed.

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    in which, the traveler(s) have mature, adult forms. this is very distracting to everyone the respective travelers meet on their quest to find the other.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    316
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    54
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