8 Works by Hoffiyen
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Push start, hit reverse, I back up in a wraith by Hoffiyen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jul 2025
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“That’ll do,” the stranger breaks in, deliberately shutting off Evan’s flow of talk.
Evan’s about to ask what he means - if he wants Evan to shut up or if it’s something entirely else - but the stranger starts speaking again as if the brief pause merely was another purposeful dramatic to keep Evan on his toes, gasping for air with his head underwater.
“Beg for your life, prince, and perhaps I will let you live to see sunlight again.”---
Basically, the one and only psychopath Barty Crouch Jr. breaks into Evan's room, flings his knife around, toys with Evan for funsies and leaves in an equally dramatic way. 11.000 words of sexual tension (srsly it should not have had to be this long).
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A Rosekiller advent calender because I did a Jegulus one last year<3
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Basically a bunch of short stories (mostly texting fics) about Rosekiller, alternating between everything from the begining of their friendship to their love life - so just fluff because it's December
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- Part 2 of Marauders Advent Calenders
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“So, tell me. What is it? What did I miss?”
“Fucking hell, Barty, I’m in love with you!”
After the anger, comes the sadness.
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Or, modern au featuring unrequited Rosekiller and Bartylus, trips to France, unexpected kisses, breaking hearts, petty jealousy, and startling confessions.
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Two hearts on the line and the winner takes all by Hoffiyen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2024
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I love you.
Maybe he was wrong, Barty thought to himself. Maybe Evan wasn’t in the warehouse at all. Or maybe he had been and had already left again to go join the fight where it was more active.
Out of the corner of his eyes, Barty noticed something. A heavy shadow, and oh, it was a mistake to turn around, he knew it – even then. Yet his body betrayed him.
I love you too.
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Or, my take on the canon complaint Evan dies and leaves Barty alone in a world that has always hated him…
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Crown Prince Regulus Arcturus Black has already endured enough life-changing experiences in his young life, and although he longs for freedom, he could never have imagined that some unpredictable god or goddess would grant his wish in the most troublesome way imaginable.
When Regulus is kidnapped one day, his calm and guarded life is turned upside down. Whether it’s for the worse or better, he’ll be the only judge of. Suddenly, he finds himself surrounded by cold, unscrupulous slave traders, both devious and friendly pirates, cold-blooded murderers, and beautiful liars with cunning smiles. He’s dragged into dangerous and exciting adventures, forced to face both a spiteful past and his own desires. Everyone, whether familiar or unknown, has expectations for him, and he himself has his own.
But in the end, what holds more weight? His desires or his beliefs?
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“Why are you laughing? I’m serious.”
“I’d rather you were Evan.”
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Or pure Rosekiller fluff, because I love them too much
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“What do you want, Crouch?” Mulciber asked, his voice losing its arrogance.
Evan’s smile stiffened at the name.
It wasn’t-
It just wasn’t.
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Attacking Mulciber and his squat alone so late in the evening, well, it was typical Barty style.
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Evan finds himself in trouble late at night, and the prince on the white horse - aka Barty Crouch Jr. - shows up to save him. Spoiler alert: Things doesn’t go as planned.
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This is honestly just Evan pretending to hate Barty, but then Barty gets a bit too close, and Evan’s heart goes whoops-
Enjoy :)
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So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.
WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!
Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.
What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.
Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.
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- Part 1 of Marauders Advent Calenders