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    Sophia is a journalist that has been stuck in the researcher position for ‘The Riff’, one of the biggest pop culture columns in L.A. during the last four years. She has tried every trick on the book to climb up the corporate ladder, and all of it has come with no luck. With higher living expenses but the same salary, the rope is starting to tighten around her neck. That is when after a vague comment, her best friend Megan showed her an ad: DOG SITTER FULL-TIME NEEDED.

    Sophia almost laughed out loud, until Megan explained that this wasn’t any regular dog sitting position, but dog sitting for a burnout pop star that had decided to move to the middle of nowhere after a nasty divorce with one of Hollywood’s top actors.

    A lot of theories came from the divorce: cheating, mistreatment, substance abuse, insanity. Nobody really had the answer. Joshua Abrams had come out the other side as the golden boy he’s always been perceived as, but Daniela Avanzini? She just vanished from the public eye.

    How much would Sophia’s life change if she could find out what happened?

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    14 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Its just the best. No notes. Perfection.

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    "Hey, this is Sophia Laforteza, right? I need help making a letter for Daniela Avanzini."

     

    Sophia held the paper and stared at it for a long, long time.

    "...Oh."

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    15 Nov 2025

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    AHHHHHHHHHH

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    It starts with a harmless lie. A simple “We’re dating” to avoid nosy questions. But things start to spiral when Lottie's friends buy into it.

    Natalie and Lottie get stuck pretending to be in a relationship, all while navigating their casual, no-strings-attached fling. As the pressure builds and the lines between fake and real blur, they’re forced to confront feelings neither saw coming.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Lottie hears from her high school crush at the same time that she's running out of excuses to put off introducing her DEFINITELY REAL GIRLFRIEND to her friends... she winds up explaining the disaster to Natalie, and, to Lottie's shock and horror, instead of oohing and aahing and going on her way, Natalie offers to pretend to be the girlfriend that she's been faking.

    Not ideal, but she's not exactly in a place to say no...

    jax
    the natalie lore is like lottie matthews BASICS anyone who calls themself your friend has to know about natalie

    van
    she’s your white whale

    lottie
    she is not my white whale

    Tai
    That literary reference was so hot.

    jax
    OKAY ANYWAY
    BACK TO LOTTIE’S LOVE LIFE

     

    some christmas lottienat fake dating hs one-sided (or is it???) situationship i could keep listing tropes but i won't. lottienat hallmark movie. commas are the enemy.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Absolute Gold Christmas Perfection.

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    “You know that song, that’s like ‘you’ve got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere, maybe we can make a deal?” Jackie says quietly when Nat returns to the porch.
    “You mean the song called: Fast Car?” Nat follows her gaze to the truck. The last piece of her old man, and the only one really worth keeping.
    She returns to look at Jackie, noticing the gym bag stuffed with clothes and cash.
    “You’re not serious,” Nat scoffs with a laugh.
    “Look, I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to throw in the towel and die in fucking Wiskayok, New Jersey.”

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    Follows roughly 10 years of one Natalie Scatorccio and one Jacqueline Taylor cohabitating in a Chelsea apartment while they learn how to be adults.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Shakespeare only wishes