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  1. Rec *

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    After witnessing Tom Riddle commit a random act of kindness, Harry makes it his personal mission to discover if Riddle is a secretly nice person by stalking the Slytherin Prefect on his nightly rounds. This is a totally viable plan with absolutely no way of going wrong.

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    09 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So cute! I love this!

  2. Rec *

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    tom be nimble
    tom be quick
    tom jump over onto
    the candledick

    Or, "the tale of the darkest lord of all time's fascination with candles in his ass because he doesn't know what dildos are" or "narcissa's nervous breakdown over her silk pillows: a dramatization"

    Basically, Lucius and Narcissa are tired of Voldemort defiling their house with his weird sexual Issues and as all avenues they can turn to inevitably close, they're left resorting to the most Gryffindorishly dumb plan possible: make their good Dark Lord and Savior fall in love with Potter, get fucked by Potter, and get the fuck out of their house.

    They're just as surprised as you are that it worked.

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    25 Aug 2020

  3. Rec 48

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    In which Harry gets a letter from Gringotts and gets dragged into the cliches, and the narrator gets kidnapped and might die (perhaps it was the ™s).

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    19 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Good Fic
    (Maybe this feature is good hmm)

    Every Harry Cliche™️
    Funny

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