7 Bookmarks by Homicidal_Lagamorph
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A student asks Alhaitham if Kaveh is single and he replies, “No.”
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02 Jul 2024
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Praying one day this gets finished I’m obsessed with this
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Kaveh angrily shoves the last of his bagel down his throat, then cracks his knuckles and positions his keyboard out in front of him.
you, he types furiously into the small comment box, are exactly the reason why so many fanfic authors quit writing. lucky for you i don’t give a SHIT about your blockheaded, extremely unqualified opinion. thanks for adding to my already massive view count!!! be sure to subscribe to get notified when i post another work!
Then he presses post and slams his laptop closed.
Kaveh deals with his #1 internet hater, FlyingVulture: some rando who reads his Deshret x Nabu fanfiction and leaves comments about how bad his characterization is.
Meanwhile, he also deals with his #1 real life hater, Al-Haitham: his roommate.
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Alhaitham's Astounding Self Confidence and Irrational Insecurity by Dragonberries
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2023
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Alhaitham's life has been a constant test that he is failing miserably. He doesn't know what he's doing wrong, or why it's so hard to just act the way everyone else does. Kaveh's little comments about his supposed lack of humanity aren't helping either. Does it matter that he knows he's not a machine if the whole world believes he is?
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What if we fell in love? by Intensely_Reading for kirishit
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Dec 2023
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“Excuse me. May I sit here?”
Al-Haitham looks up. He watches the student’s red eyes darken with recognition. Unfortunately, Al-Haitham recognizes him too.
“Would you leave if I said ‘no’?” Al-Haitham asks.
And just like that, the student is sliding into the seat, flipping up the desk and pulling his tablet out. He shoots Al-Haitham a glare just as the professor starts lecturing.
(Al-Haitham, Kaveh, and the three semesters in between.)
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Bookmarked by Homicidal_Lagamorph
29 Jun 2024
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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Bookmarked by Homicidal_Lagamorph
10 Jun 2024
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Genuinely changed my Brian chemistry and this is now canon in my head 🫶
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Logical Deduction of Value by BeyondTheClouds777
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Mar 2023
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Kaveh sighs again, and this time his features knit together and he squeezes his eyes shut. “Can you stop being clinical for two minutes and hear what I’m actually asking you?”
“I am listening.” It’s true. “And I do understand.”
“Do you, now?”
“I do.”
Kaveh pinches the bridge of his nose. The frustration there isn’t feigned or overblown—it’s real, deep in the lines of his face and the tension drawing his shoulders. “I’d want you to be here,” he says again, but quieter.
“I will be here,” Alhaitham answers. “And it’ll be with the cure.”
When an expedition gone wrong leaves Kaveh with three days to live, Alhaitham and Cyno fight to find the cure while Tighnari fights to buy them time.
Sometimes it does take a village.
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Bookmarked by Homicidal_Lagamorph
10 Jun 2024
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I can't even sum up what's about to be said. So buckle your seat belts; you're about to enter a Hell you can't escape.