Homo_paranoia
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"Awh c'mon," You tried. "There's a lot more girls than Cat."
"she was just…my first everything you know," Ellie said pinching the bridge of her nose.
Now you felt even shittier.
"yeah, well, she's the one who doesn't know what she just lost," You said. "You could totally find another girl—I'll even help."
Wait what?
Before you could even process what you said, Ellie's eyes met yours. There was a spark in her eyes that looked suspiciously like…
hope
"You would do that?"
What did you just get yourself into?
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After a night of bad decisions, you find yourself at the forefront of Ellie William’s ruined relationship.
You and Ellie had never crossed paths until now, and you can’t help but feel the guilt weigh on you, so you strike a deal. Find Ellie a new girl, and absolve yourself of the guilt. What could go wrong?
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A night of fun ends with Nat totaling her father's car while he's out of town. With no money for repairs, and an ultimatum till Monday, Nat reluctantly strikes a deal with the Misty Quigley; the school's social pariah. Two weeks of fake dating for a brand new car before her dad gets back, but a transactional deal soon seems to turn into something more...
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You're My Angel, Come and Save Me Tonight by Homo_paranoia
Fandoms: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013)
25 May 2026
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AJ's goal for life has been as simple as possible: tend to the farm, help her friends out, and stay out of trouble. However, when trouble seems to fall from the sky with the wings of an angel, AJ realizes that maybe life has its own goals.
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Rainbow Dash got banished from Heaven yet again, and is taken in by a very reluctant AJ.
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based on prompt: One character accidentally punches the other character in the nose while wildly gesturing to their friend.
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19 Jul 2026
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Nicole has a secret tattoo. And a secret relationship.
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18 Jul 2026
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nicole was actually excited for senior year. she applied to her dream school and had everything she wanted it seemed like. its not until she is paired up with Ruby, the new girl who has a bad reputation, that Nicole starts wondering if maybe she isnt that perfect.
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nicole is ruby's tutor and she is definitely not going to fall in love with her. no. totally not.
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14 Jul 2026
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“Nicole?” Ruby read aloud. The mermaid pulled back and nodded. Ruby grinned. “My name is Ruby.”
A call from the shore—her mother.
“Just a second!” she called back, but when she turned, Nicole was gone. No ripple, no splash, no sign she had ever been there at all.
All that remained was a single shark tooth, resting on the edge of her board where Nicole had been. It was the most beautiful thing Ruby had ever seen.Bookmarked by Homo_paranoia
13 Jul 2026
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“Ruby, don’t make me say it.” Nicole almost whined. Almost. Ruby just raised an eyebrow at her in silence. She was usually the type to win psychological warfare such as this one, but she also knew when to let go of her pride. “Fine. Please?”
Ruby smiled at her, all teeth and predatory glint in her eyes. “Okay. I’ll fake date you…” Before Nicole could even celebrate, she raised a finger. “But you owe me.”
She would for sure regret this, but all she could do was smile tightly and take the win.
(rubycole fake dating au)
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- Part 9 of rubycole brainrot