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The Glue Keeping Us Together Might Be Cat Fur (Except she doesn't like you. Not yet, anyway.) by Houseplant
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 Apr 2019
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The Apocalypse has been averted, and Klaus adopted an older cat from the shelter. The only problem? She doesn't like the family very much.
Today's victim of feline ire is none other than Vanya, who committed the most heinous crime of all: She made eye contact. Yet, this routine snubbing of the rest of the Hargreeves Siblings might become a catalyst for bonding-- maybe the family can become a family again. And all it'll take is a little cat hair and a lot of determination.
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Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' black cat doesn't like Five very much.) by Houseplant
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
03 Apr 2019
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Since the apocalypse has been averted, the Hargreeves are dealing with their traumas and nuances in their own ways. Klaus has become a self-confessed cat lady, and the rest of the family is fine with the furry additions to their home... until he brings home Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir, an elegant black cat that refuses to be civil with anyone but their walking ouija board.
This is Five's experience with her-- and it's just as ridiculous as it sounds.
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The menu in the apocalypse wasn't all bad. One could even get used to cockroach sandwiches-- but food isn't the only thing the end of the world is serving.
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A look into Five's mental state various times during his forty years of isolation, before The Handler thought him broken enough to mold to her will.
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An Afternoon Well Spent (In Currency We Can't Use) by Houseplant
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Mar 2019
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Klaus is having a shitty day, and he's coping the way he knows best to-- by avoiding all his problems.
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- Part 1 of The Klaustastrophe Diaries
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A shipment of parts for the garage is delayed, leaving Prompto and Cindy to decide what to do while they wait for their contact in Galdin Quay. Still obviously infatuated with each other even after several years of a common-law marriage and raising a found teenager together, they do what any couple would logically do; they make use of what the Quay has to offer.
But it's not all fun and sex, as survivor's guilt weighs heavy on Prompto's mind, promising to turn the trip sour at any moment.
[Features an MtF!Cindy so if that's not your cup of tea, please kindly make yourself another and don't drink mine.]
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The Adventures Of Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' Black Cat Doesn't Like The Family Very Much) by Houseplant
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 Apr 2019
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With the apocalypse averted, Klaus has become a self-confessed cat lady. His most recent adoption, an elder lady cat rescued from the shelter on a whim and given more names than any one cat should have, has decided she's queen of the castle (or headmistress of the academy).
There's only one problem: She's not really too keen on the rest of the family, except her adoptive parents; one Klaus Hargreeves and one (deceased) David Katz.
This is the tale of the family's encounters with her, and sometimes.. sometimes she acts as a catalyst for their better. And other times? She's an agent of chaos-- quite like the man who brought her home in the first place.
One might even theorize they're two halves of the same whole.
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Klaus is his own special brand of disaster, a klaustrastrophe, if you will.
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