How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
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Hydra's former asset (whom they enhanced with some panther genes) breaks free of their brainwashing, fighting their programming once Steve Rogers shatters it. Disoriented by the onslaught of emotions and memories that the blond man triggers in him, the man coming to identify himself as Barnes decides to follow Captain America once again... but from a safe distance.
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- Part 1 of Static on the Line
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Static Cling by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Aug 2017
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Now that Bucky is living with Steve (and sometimes Sam and/or Clint), he has to navigate his identity as a feline human on top of his ex-brainwashed assassin recovery. It doesn't take long for him to realize that Steve needs to recover from his own traumas as well.
Or, these obnoxiously self-sacrificing supersoldiers will always help each other before they help themselves
Update --> this was formerly titled "Lean on Me in Sorrow and in Joy"
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- Part 2 of Static on the Line
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“Howling” Mad Marauders by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2015
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“Of course we’re not going to have you expelled! Why on earth would we do that?” Sirius looked genuinely confused.
“Because…because I’m a monster.” Remus dragged out the words, a bit irritated that they were putting him on like this.
“Now that’s just ridiculous,” James scoffed, “You fold your socks, Remus. Do forgive me if I'm not trembling at the sight of you.” -
Your Vampire in Glittering Darkness by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandoms: Sunshine - Robin McKinley
08 Dec 2014
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A week after the book ends, Sunshine wakes up in the middle of a nightmare and Con comforts her.
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So I don’t even need to be awake to call him. Well isn’t that just the dandiest Carthaginian thing? Having a nightmare about…that night, or any number of unsettling nights? Never fear! Your vampire in glittering darkness is here! At the beck and call of even your subconscious voice!
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Static on the Line by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandom Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jan 2018
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"Steve, how did we not notice his furred Tolkien elf ears? I mean, I thought you weren't serious about the tail – he did punch your thick skull 'til you got a super-concussion, after all." Sam continues after a pause, "But hey, I guess you really are taming a feral cat."
Or, the one where Bucky got infused with some panther genes, heightening his hearing, eyesight in dim lighting, balance, etc. (the last even before they grew him a tail and then grafted it onto him). After the tail was accepted, HYDRA & co. made him a waist holster for the tail, proceeding to train him to keep it wrapped around him until he could use it as a secret weapon.
Some side effects they never expected include, but are not limited to: fondness for heights, feline mannerisms such as kneading, feline vocalizations such as chirping and purring, and accidentally getting high on catnip.
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be mine (i'm yours) by beta_babelfish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Dec 2021
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There's a cat harassing Shen Qingqiu.
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build yourself a castle to roam by BetweenStarshineAndClay for lady_attano
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2021
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When the succubi's spring poison sends Liu Qingge into a rut, it's Shen Qingqiu who has to deal with it – however unsuited he is to the task.
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After getting caught in the Calefactory Biangle and dragged through Hell, Maxwell is fine.
Genuinely fine. He’s been resting, and eating three square meals a day, and “talking about his emotions” or whatever bullshit Olethra’s been talking about. He bought a journal, for fuck’s sake. He has yet to use it, but still. Everyone agrees that Maxwell’s been on the mend.
The visions that plague him every time he closes his eyes have absolutely nothing to do with that.
Or: Maxwell has a nightmare, a cup of tea, and learns to lean on his family, in that order.
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Ludmila has always dreamed of romance, but falling for the granddaughter of someone that you technically murdered while possessed comes with baggage. Post cannon exploration of Olethra and Ludmila's relationship.
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Torse makes a lot of noises, and Maxwell is intent on discovering what means what.
Bookmarked by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
27 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Giving Zernian automata big cat sounds and stuff 😄