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Draco Malfoy and the Bureaucratic Nightmare of Just Being Friends by scrittoreluna
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger did her duty. She finished Hogwarts, she tracked down her parents, and she spent a year healing the cracks in her family. But when she steps back into the Wizarding World, the war-torn London she left behind has transformed into something unrecognizable.
This transition is made even more dizzying by Draco Malfoy, who has traded his sneers for soft smiles and a permanent seat at her friends' table.
Draco on the other hand, is fighting a different battle. Having harbored a secret crush on Hermione for years, he finally has her in his life — only to find himself trapped in the one place he never expected: the friend zone.
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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10 Aug 2025
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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17 Jun 2025