11 Bookmarks by Hyperfixatedbum
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Sanji is more than ready to fight over a pretty girl. Unfortunately, he's also an oblique moron, so Zoro misunderstands in cosmic proportion. Shit is awkward.
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05 May 2025
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Zoro's in love and Sanji's a rentboy, but it's a bit more complicated than that...
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- 14/14
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01 Dec 2024
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After Zoro finds himself a widower with two kids, he resigns himself to solo dad life… until he meets a hot, blond dad, who makes him rethink everything.
Or…Sanji is in the midst of a messy divorce with Law, and finds possibility with a heartbroken Marimo.
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18 Oct 2024
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It was confusing enough to find his nakama turned into a child, but the way the person he knew act so differently was even more confusing, and the way he cared for the cook was way beyond that. –Let’s have a view of how the crew would interact with the little cook.
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08 Sep 2024
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Zoro comes across a personal ad written by the ship’s lovelorn cook. He decides to pose as the ideal woman to reply, but his pursuit of entertainment is met with more than he expects.
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29 Jul 2024
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You'd think you would know a nakama after so many days of sailing and adventuring together. Luffy would rather choose grilled barbeque over the world's most gorgeous woman (or man). That's just how he was.
You'd think you would know yourself.After the Raid on Onigashima, everything gets flipped around, and Sanji realizes he didn't really understand at all, at least where it mattered.
*Major spoilers for the manga up to chapter 1053*
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- Part 1 of Just Two Dorks in Love
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- 7/7
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28 Jul 2024
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He first meets Nico Robin when he’s nine years old. Give or take a decade, a couple murders, a handful of heists, and suddenly he’s nineteen being ratted out by her on some tiny ship surrounded by the world’s worst pirates. In their defense, maybe they suck at kidnapping princesses or pillaging nations, they’re kind of great revolutionaries. Sanji’s not sure how he feels about that.
Or, Reiju never frees Sanji from Germa, so he claws his own way up.
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- Part 1 of Mr. Prince is an Oxymoron
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- 6/6
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26 Jul 2024
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Five situations where the strawhats see the strange relationship between Luffy and Sanji.
And one in which someone realizes the reality.Bookmarked by Hyperfixatedbum
24 Jul 2024
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Sanji’s dream bubble burst at the same time the potatoes threatened to overcook. “Hold on, what? To who?” Quickly, Sanji lifted the lid to let out some steam, which meant Luffy was instantly distracted.“FOOD!”
As Luffy clung to him, Sanji felt himself panic: “Hold on, Luffy, to WHOM am I married?”
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Luffy doesn't want to risk Sanji getting kidnapped by his biological family again, so he makes sure that Sanji is married. The problem is... Sanji doesn't know to who and when Robin declares him the entire crew's wife, Sanji doesn't know whether to be happy about being married to the ladies, or terrified by being married to the guys. It turns out, he only had to worry about one of them. Eventually, Sanji has to admit, however, Zoro makes a very good husband.Series
- Part 3 of One Piece (Zosan)
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24 Jul 2024
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The thing is Zoro does not like Sanji very much and that animosity has only grown in leaps and bounds over the months they have traveled together.
But he has tried very hard to put all that aside as they are still members of the same crew and Zoro doesn’t think he should be fantasizing about choking him out.
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In which Zoro gets a lot of boners, thinks about doing various things to Sanji, and takes a while to piece it together.
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- 3/3
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23 Jul 2024
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Zoro, Sanji, and how they learn to be greater than the sum of their parts.
Or: in which Sanji steps in front of Zoro again in Sabaody. They both get sent to Kuraigana Island.
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19 Jun 2024