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• A love bite or two by IAteDirt

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  26 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mike "Vampir" Makowski/Pete Thelman
  • Mike "Vampir" Makowski
  • Pete Thelman (South Park: Raisins)
  • Michael (South Park: Raisins)
  • Henrietta Biggle
  • Firkle Smith
  • Katie "Bloodrayne" Gelson
  • Annie Bartlett
  • Larry (South Park: The Ungroundable)
  • How Do I Tag
  • Online Dating
  • Misunderstandings
  • Fist Fights
  • Slurs
  • Mike is definitely autistic
  • His special interest is vampires

  Summary

  Pete and Mike start online dating but they don't know it's each other, they both think the other is a random girl. When they find out they get in a fist fight and both of them end up sulking to their friends about it.

  (Warning for use of slurs, only used in character given the goth kids say slurs a lot)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  938

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  85

• Broken Spawn gets hit in the face by the beautiful trans woman beam 💥 by IAteDirt

  Fandoms: Let Him Go. (Roblox)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Work in Progress

  10 May 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Broken Spawn/Lime Girl (Let Him Go. -Roblox)
  • Broken Spawn & Fire Ring (Let Him Go. -Roblox) only kinda not really
  • Broken Spawn (Let Him Go. - Roblox)
  • Lime Girl (Let Him Go. - Roblox)
  • Fire Ring (Let Him Go. -Roblox) mentioned
  • Silly
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fluff
  • Trans Female Character
  • How Do I Tag
  • She/They pronouns for Broken Spawn (Let Him Go. -Roblox)
  • post-cannon good ending

  Summary

  Broken Spawn realizes she's a lesbian

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  651

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  46

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  367

• If we're both dieing early let it be together by IAteDirt

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  02 Mar 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Subspace/Vine Staff (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Vine Staff (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Subspace (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Shuriken (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Biograft (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Slingshot (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Trans Female Character
  • Anal Sex
  • How Do I Tag
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Fluff and Crack
  • Awkward Flirting
  • Porn With Plot
  • Eventual Smut
  • Subspace is hella autistic and doesn't get flirting
  • Slow Burn
  • I think this is slow burn
  • idk - Freeform

  Summary

  Ahhhhh idk
  I'm really bad at tagging 😢
  I'm not big on SubStaff but I felt like writing 😈

  I appreciate any valid/serious criticism, I do not gaf about hate comments

  I wrote this before going to bed on a school night

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,436

  Chapters:

  6/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  40

  Hits:

  913

• Eating You Is My Release by IAteDirt

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rocket/Sword (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Sword (Phighting!)
  • Rocket (Phighting!)
  • Cannibalism
  • How Do I Tag
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • Bed Rotting

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  560

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  301

• Broker loves his husband AND his wife by IAteDirt

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  05 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Broker/B. Zuka (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • The Broker/Scythe (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • Scythe/B. Zuka (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • The Broker/B. Zuka/Scythe (Roblox: Phighting!)
  • B. Zuka (Phighting!)
  • Scythe (Phighting!)
  • The Broker (Phighting!)
  • Rocket (Phighting!) mentioned
  • Sword (Phighting!) mentioned
  • Medkit (Phighting!) mentioned
  • Pegging
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • Polyamory
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Multiple Sex Positions
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Blow Jobs
  • Face-Sitting
  • Oral Sex
  • Riding
  • Cowgirl Position
  • Nipple Play
  • Hand Jobs
  • Neck Kissing
  • Double Penetration
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Biting
  • eating pussy
  • clitoral stimulation
  • Multiple Orgasms

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,053

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  29

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,504