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Kevin thinks he’s annoying at first. Dakota thinks Kevin needs to shut up and touch grass. They become obsessed with each other anyway.
“Goodnight, children,” he said instead, voice sugary sweet as he opened the door. “Try not to throw a kegger while I’m gone.”
“Fuck off,” Kevin muttered flatly from the bed.
Dakota’s grin sharpened. “Love you too, Day.”
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24 Jun 2026
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In a Blue Moon by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 Feb 2025
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“This,” Artemis began, gesturing Nico up and down. “Is a boy, uncle.”
Hades nodded, looking incredibly out of place as a mass of darkness in the otherwise serene meadow. “He is,” he agreed and then paused, looking at Nico with a sudden suspicion. “Right-?”
“Yes,” Nico interrupted flatly. “Still a boy. Just gay.”
“I was not conflating such things,” Hades muttered. Artemis raised a skeptical brow. “I merely thought I would ask.”
From behind Artemis, Percy gave a satisfied nod as he nudged Thalia. “Nice. We got a woke uncle.” He raised his fist only for Hades to stare. “Alrighty.” He pointed a thumb behind him. “I guess I’ll go-?”
“You better not leave me here,” Nico hissed.
“Bye, Nico!”
“Percy!” he began, a note of worrying desperation leeching into his tone. This was ridiculous. It wasn’t really happening, right? Right? “Tell Will that I’m being kidnapped!”
Thalia waved. “No,” she said, following after Percy.
Nico had never liked her.
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Apparently, Nico is what other campers are calling ‘a hot mess’ and ‘severely traumatized’ which has somehow led to his father relegating him to the Hunt. Worry not, it makes no sense to Artemis either.
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