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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    29 May 2026

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    “Dare,” he says with a smirk.
    Cliff strokes his chin and thinks very deeply. “I dare you…” he starts, “to make the freshman fall in love with you within a month.”
    Some people around them laugh.
    Ilya’s smirk grows even wider. “And what do I get when I manage to do so? It is not that easily said and done. Takes time, you know?”
    “Mm, you’re right. I’ll give you…”
    “Fifty bucks,” Ilya says before Cliff is done thinking. “And a bottle of that nice vodka your dad always has.”
    “Deal!” Cliff says and holds out his hand.
    Ilya shakes it.

     
    OR: Ilya is drunk and accepts a bet.
    Based off this tweet

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”

    Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.

    Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”

    “You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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    Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.

    Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
    Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
    Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Hinata Shouyou is an average high school kid with average friends, an average crush, and (more or less) average grades.

    But the spider that bit him was anything but average.

    Now Hinata is struggling with a crush who seems to hate him, a best friend finding out his secret, and the fate of Tokyo on his shoulders.

    How is he supposed to pine over the stupid setter from the volleyball team if all the villains in Japan show up on his front door step?

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    26 Aug 2025