IWantItToBeClever



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    Achilles scoffs. “My dad could’ve called anybody. He has a million drivers—”

    “Your dad,” Patroclus says, firm, “is worried about you.”

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    Singer/influencer/nepo-baby Achilles is going through his first celebrity meltdown in the heart of LA. At his father Peleus' behest, his ex-best friend Patroclus is there to bail him out of jail at 3 in the morning. Somehow, their friendship gets repaired in the process.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    In the tenth year of the Trojan War, the Achaeans receive reinforcements from their homelands. During the welcome banquet, one of the newly arrived kings, Schedius, son of Iphitus, leader of the Phocians, publicly humiliates Patroclus by calling him "Achilles’ pórnoi", as it is said in Hellas. His whore.

    Deipyrus, the young therapon of another of the newly arrived kings, on the other hand, finds Patroclus a man worthy of admiration and respect. And perhaps something more.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    “Achilles, you know I love you entirely,” I say. “You know nothing could ever, in all the world, change the depth of my feelings for you.”

    I hear the huff of his breath, the beginnings of relief. Something in his face cracks, goes soft, and I know in a moment he will step forward and kiss me, and it will be so much harder to say the next thing once that has happened.

    And so I shift back, take a step away from him, and force the next words out, even though to shatter his hopeful expectations will bring me more pain than even the thought of Briseis in Agamemnon’s hands— “but I cannot stay while you persist in this.”

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    Patroclus makes a different choice, and it changes everything.

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    Achilles/Patroclus. When Patroclus, the clumsy son of a disappointed father, is exiled to Phthia for fostering, he feels totally justified in his dislike for the king's son. After all, who could possibly tolerate someone so arrogant, so narcissistic, and so wholly and completely everything that he wants to be? Rated M for later chapters.

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    22 Oct 2025