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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    The Master has been shot and is facing certain death in the ashes of his empire onboard the Valiant.

    But when the Doctor decides to save him –against his will– the Master has to adjust to his new life imprisoned onboard the TARDIS. It's going about as well as you’d expect, when he suddenly contracts a mystery illness on top of everything else. He’s freezing all the time, getting strange urges, and worse– the Doctor just won’t leave him alone!

    Is he dying all over again?

    Can the two Time Lords set aside the many centuries of pain and distrust between them to find a cure in time?

    (AKA the Cheetah Virus fic)

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    01 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    “I’m a monster, by human standards, and you are selfish. You’re as selfish as me.”

    There was a proper wince then; the slightest narrowing of eyes and flinching of limbs that jolted the Doctor’s body. The Master drank in the sight like a man starved.

    “That kills you, doesn’t it?” The Master asked, almost breathless. “Being compared to me. Being told we’re the same. You’ve spent so long trying to tell yourself otherwise, but you know it. You know, deep down, we’re the same.”

     

    Or: A collection of moments between the Doctor and the Master in the Tardis

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    12 Aug 2025

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    09 Dec 2023

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    20 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    Everything dies, and that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies someday comes back.

    [not about zombies]

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    19 Jan 2022