I_HAUNT_YOUR_HOUSE
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Ever since Pure Vanilla awakened and had their offer (obviously) rejected by Shadow Milk, he started going back to his old urges.
Pure vanilla always helps, and usually doesn't get shit in return.
He's sad and unhopeful
Especially during this next meeting with his other fellow ancients a month later. White Lily notices something wrong and invites him to her kingdom the next day.
Being the seemingly Compassionate person he is he accepts.
Surprisingly when he arrives guess who's also there releasing havoc with his minions while White Lily was gone?
The one and only bluebirdOr
Pure vanilla gets kidnapped by Shadow Milk again while White Lily and the other ancients try to figure out a way to get him back out safely
NEW CHAPTERS EVERY 3 DAYS :)
Idk how many chapters yet but ALOT so bear with me please
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This is the story of Ford Pines, one year before he vanishes. A man whose brilliance once led him to uncover the universe’s deepest secrets now finds himself ensnared by one of his own creations: a passionate, corrosive bond with a demon. What began as a thirst for knowledge spirals into a dangerous alchemy, his mind a crucible of power, obsession, and desire.
Each day they inch closer to one another’s worlds, an undeniable force drawing them together. In their struggle, they cleave to one another, risking their hold on everything else, and everything they once were.
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16 Apr 2026
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After the war, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla fell in love with each other and got married. Now they are also going to be the parents and start family
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He was spacing out in the hallway when another measured knock came. He looked into the peephole and mentally groaned – the pale bastard was back at it. Again.
“Knock-knock,” the monster stated cheerfully, rocking on his feet and shooting a sly glance in the door’s direction. His absurdly long hands were crossed behind his back, as if he was holding something. Vladimir stood there for a solid minute, not quite believing his ears.
“Who's there?” he finally asked reluctantly.
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A lonely monster and a lost soul find each other.
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28 Jan 2026
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So what if I like pale gun
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Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk are fated to be together. Not because of the soul jam that binds them, that makes them one when together.
But of past love, before the witches ever made the beast cookies, stood two who loved each other dear. However, fate is cruel, and death always dooms two star-crossed lovers.AKA
Before the virtues, the witches made two gods to rule over Earthbread: The god of Life and the God of Death. Through a series of unfortunate events, both somehow turn into Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk.UPDATE - I hate the 1st chapter of this so I will be rewriting and going to update once i have more things in the fic planned out, may update by the end of March?? Possibly??? Hopefully soon (if school doesn't kick my ass even more)
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01 Feb 2026