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To Take and Give, What We Think We Don't Deserve by IamtheProxy
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
05 Apr 2023
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Her words spark something inside of him, a hope he'd long since buried.
"Thy speaketh of becoming… consorts?"
"Yes, Morgott. I would have us wed in front of the entire Capitol, and all its people. With me, as I am, and you, as you are right now. Horns, tail and all."
(Don't let this fool you, this is 11k words of smut)
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Ryan really noticed it on a Tuesday.
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“Gummy bears are not a full meal.” Connor explained, "I decided it would be best if I pointed this out to you in the hopes you might ingest something with more nutrients and less unfavorable substances."
Gavin froze. Was this little fucker seriously raggin' on him about how he's been eating for the past couple of days? Fuck that noise.
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A prompt I found on Tumblr that interested me. By Unblockingwritersblock prompt #589 - "Gummy Bears are not a full meal." -
You Are Not Your Past by IamtheProxy
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
14 Oct 2016
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Jack never wanted this. He didn't want to die (twice) and he most certainly never asked to be given this much responsibility. But what are you supposed to do when the moon ends up deciding your fate? How can you say no to the moon?
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Fuck pride (pride only hurts, it never helps) by ImogenGotDrunk
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
03 Aug 2018
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After the android uprising, Connor becomes a permanent fixture in the DPD. That’s fine. Gavin can accept that. The dipshit’s more human than he used to be, and a decent detective to boot. Gavin can deal with him being around.
What Gavin cannot deal with is Connor’s replica; prissy, cold-eyed, and with a mouth that Gavin doesn’t know whether to punch or take between his teeth. The RK900 model has been assigned as his partner for the foreseeable future.
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Now with a little timestamps series.
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27 Nov 2025
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What starts as a back-alley patch-up job turns into something much worse—for Gavin’s peace of mind, his carefully maintained reputation as an android-hating asshole, and, unfortunately, his sleep schedule.
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26 Nov 2025
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Gavin's in debt. RK900's sexually inexperienced and desperately wants to change that. When RK900 makes Gavin an easy offer to make a quick buck, how can Gavin say no?
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24 Nov 2025
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Something More by kaistrex (weishen) for TheyDraggedMeInNowIAintLeaving
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Dec 2017
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“Derek, what’s going on?” Erica asks.
Derek hesitates to respond, trying to decide on the most concise way to tell the story without his disgust bleeding through. Marie beats him to it.
“After the Argents’ attack, we were the only pack who would give them shelter. As thanks, it was agreed my daughter would marry a member of the Hale pack when she came of age.”
“But Derek is no longer an option because a marriage pact can’t interfere with a pack’s hierarchy,” Lydia fills in, disbelief dripping from every word. “And now every other member of the pack is mated, you’ve finally come calling to sink your claws into Stiles.”
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When Derek and Stiles stumbled into a friends with benefits relationship purely by accident, they weren’t expecting it would one day save their asses when a threat from Derek’s past comes knocking. All they need to do is pretend to really be in love to avoid an arranged marriage agreed to years ago with a pact of blood. Considering they hadn’t bothered setting up boundaries when the ‘benefits’ first started, it’s no surprise that the lines begin to blur and Derek’s eyes are eventually opened to a truth he hadn’t been ready to face.
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- Part 1 of Sterek Week 2017
- Part 3 of Sterek Writing Events
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14 Nov 2025
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“Those contracts that you signed was you agreeing to follow producer instructions.Your instructions were to give us drama. Whether or not you like each other, you are, for all intents and purposes, hired actors for these seven weeks,” Finstock snaps. “Pretend to actually like each other or I will dock your pay.”
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Married at First Glance gives its participants seven weeks. Seven weeks, starting when they meet and marry their “perfect match”, to decide if they want to stay married or divorce.For Stiles and Derek though, the challenge lies within trying to pretend that they don’t absolutely hate each other’s guts. When you’re married to a werewolf who dislikes humans, however, this can get a little tricky.
But the sweet, sweet cash reward at the end will be worth it. Right?
(A Married at First Sight AU)
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14 Nov 2025