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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    It wasn’t that he was ashamed of his body. He just wasn’t…comfortable with his body being on display for everyone to see. Hence, why he garnered the reputation for being difficult. And prissy. Which, considering Draco Malfoy was on the team was actually a bit of a feat for him—just not in a good way.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Genuinely zero idea who this guy is, but that was hot as shit

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Prompt: Harry is an omega whose cock is being kept in a chastity cage until his guardian/trainer finds him a suitable mate

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    20 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FUCK I love hurt/comfort

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    Light accepts L's offer for sex. Now he just has to do it in such a way that Kira wouldn't... and not lose sight of his goal in the meantime.
    Should be easy, right?

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    07 Apr 2026

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    As Light has come to an epiphany regarding a certain dark-haired detective, creating a new world absent of crime is suddenly not his biggest priority at the moment.

    No, rather, it's getting into his rival's pants. Sure, it's crass, but Light has a very good reason.

    Hypothesis: L would enjoy Light's cock inside him.

     

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    Light Yagami finds out L is transgender after doing hours of research on gay anal.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Ilya hums, playing the card he's been considering for this entire conversation. “We could make more interesting, yes? A bet.”

    “A bet,” Shane repeats, eyes flashing. “Like what?”

    The reporter cuts in. “What about wearing the other player’s jersey?”

    They both turn to her, and Shane says, “Like, the loser wears the winner’s jersey?”

    “Maybe at the next game in a couple of months?”

    “Is a good idea,” Ilya muses, nudging Shane’s elbow. “You will look better in my jersey than in Montreal jersey.”

    Shane makes a low noise, his eyes holding a bit of a spark when he looks back to Ilya. It’s what Ilya was hoping for—the tiniest crack in the mask. He can see a hint of exasperated affection around the corners of Shane’s eyes, a little bit of fire burning just beneath the surface. It sends a thrill down Ilya’s spine, and he wonders if Shane will be snarky when Ilya gets him naked tonight.

    “That’s not happening,” Shane replies, shaking his head. “Because you’re not winning.”

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    Ilya should have known better.

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    30 Mar 2026

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