Industry_Standard_Dick

A big, veiny, hairy dick and balls. Industry-Standard, in fact! A lovely sun-kissed tan.



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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    It’s too early to tell, but Leon had a gut feeling that tonight was just going to be a bad night.

    Or: Leon is a vampire hunter, Luis is a vampire -- things are just a little complicated.

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    19 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Leon decides it's time to drown his aches and pains at the bar a night early, only to run into the one person he went there to forget. When Krauser gets too drunk to drive, the rookie sees an opportunity to get a three day weekend out of it, only to start picking up signs that maybe their 'random encounter' wasn't so random as he first thought...

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    02 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    He complains to everyone about needing a vacation, time away from being a fixture of justice, but she knows deep down he yearns to feel needed. He rises with the sun everyday so that he can be a pillar of hope for those suffering in the world. Every single bullet he launches by squeezing Matilda’s trigger represents a piece of his heart pouring out for every innocent life he couldn’t save.

    Ashley comforts and loves Leon like the hero that he is.

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    27 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Constrained to a hospital bed after taking a bullet to the shoulder, Leon is mind-numbingly bored. With nothing to occupy himself and no chance of Chris letting him DAMA, it's no wonder he answers the (probably spam) call he gets. Well, long story short, it's not spam. And he has no idea who Anabel is.

    One month away from his release date from Raccoon City Penitentiary, Luis misdials. He thought he knew Anabel's number by heart after using it so much, but apparently not. Things turn out for the best, though, when he gets to chat with an interesting police officer who just so happens to have a thing for bad boys.

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    "Painkillers. Sleeping off anesthesia.”

    “Surgery?” A keen interest lit up his voice, the shift immediate and palpable. “Opioids or NSAIDs?”

    “Both. Doctor said I was lucky to keep the arm.”

    “Sledding accident?”

    “I—what? No, of course not.”

    Leon could practically hear him shrug. “You never know. What was it, then, cowboy? Did you fall off your horse?”

    Leon tried to suppress an involuntary smile at remembering how Ashley had phrased it, repeating into the phone with mirth, “I tripped and fell on a bullet.”

    “Impressive.”

    “I try.”

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    20 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Chris fiercely turned around, his eyes growing wide at the scene before him. Leon was still laid out on the floor, but now his legs were bent and spread as he rubbed at himself through his pants. His shirt collar was encased between his teeth and his eyes squeezed closed.

    “Damn it..” Chris clenched his fists, forcing himself to look away.

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    Leon, Chris and Luis get hit with an unknown gas sprayed by a hostile being. They run into a side room, hoping to wait until the fumes disipate only to end up feeling things they'd never felt before.

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    17 Mar 2026